Why It's Good To Be A Liberal

Mott the Hoople said:
Why are you scared of gays? You're probably suffering from delusions of grandeur if you think they want to do you. I can assure you that the feelings of distate about having sex with them are more then likely mutual. LOL
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I'm not scared of gays Moot I just don't want their dicks anywhere near me. After I cut them off I'd happily put them in your willing mouth though.
 
LOL picking up chicks at bars and fucking them senseless is not goog sex threedork.

Let me know who goes to a once laid part time conservatard warrior for sex advice. LOFL
thanks that was funny shit junior
 
Topspin said:
LOL picking up chicks at bars and fucking them senseless is not goog sex threedork.

Let me know who goes to a once laid part time conservatard warrior for sex advice. LOFL
thanks that was funny shit junior
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He definately needs to spend more time around Cap'n Billy, dont he?
 
Mott the Hoople said:
Liberals not only believe in freedom and liberty but actually invented them.

Conservatives believe that liberty and freedom are just words to be used and say stupid things like "The reason we are invading Iraq is to protect your freedom."

Liberals work hard, are succesfull and enjoy life. (Which for some reason annoys conservatives).

Conservatives sit around, throw insults at people and are mad at everyone who is not like them and love to blame everyone else, that's not just like them, for their failings in life.

Liberals believe in science, the rule of law, the constitution, the Bill of rights and objectivity.

Conservatives believe in a big invisible guy in thy sky who is omniscient, omnipresent but just can't seem to manage money very well.

Liberals are egalitarian. They believe you should be judged by your talents, ability and the content of your character.

Conservatives believe that if you don't come from the right family then you are not even really a human being.

Liberals believe that there is a place in this world for all spiritual beliefs and that all are equally valid.

Conservatives believe that Jesus loves them and only them, even though every one else thinks there an asshole.

Liberals believe in free public education

Conservatives believe in child labor.

Liberals believe a worker has the right to organize and negotiate the value of their work.

Conservatives defend slavery.

Liberals believe in a well regulated market place and in fair competition.

Conservatives believe in monopolies and trusts.

Liberals serve their nation, when called upon, in times of war.

Conservatives obtain exemptions for penoidial cysts.

Liberals believe in universal suffrage.

Conservatives believe a womans place is in the home, bare footed and pregnant.

Liberals believe in self determination.

Conservatives know what is in your best interest better than you do.
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Liberals pay their own way. The blue states are all net contributors to the national treasury, paying in more taxes than they take out in benefits.

Conservatives, for all their talk about responsibility and self-help and pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps are infants sucking at the federal tit. The red states are a net drag on the treasury, taking out more in benefits than they pay in via taxes.

Liberals believe in progressive tax policies, where those who reap more benefit from living in the US pay a larger share of the total tax burden than those who are struggling.

Conservatives believe the poor have too much money and the rich don't have enough, so they give tax cuts to the rich, paid for by the middle and working classes (Reagan's income tax cuts for the wealthy were followed by payroll tax increases on the middle and working classes, which don't affect the wealthy because of the ceiling on payroll taxable income. Anybody who was paying attention during the Reagan years realizes that while their gross income increased, their net "take-home" pay decreased.) And welfare was "reformed" by the Trojan horse Republican, Bill Clinton, despite costing a grand total of 1/6 of a cent of every tax dollar spent. That's 0.167%. If your pre-"reform" tax bill was $1,000.00, exactly $1.67 went to welfare, whose officiall name lest we forget was AFDC, Aid to Families of Dependant Children, and the whole purpose as to keep the single mother home to take care of her children, not to "transition" her to low paying domestic work that doesn't cover the cost of day care.

But apparently, $1.67 per $1,000 i just too much for the GOBP to handle. Swine.

Liberals believe risk is a necessity in the capitalist system: if your company screws up badly enough. it goes out of business.

Conservatives believe in socialism for the rich. If your company screws the pooch, they will limit your liability via a cap on damages, and if your corporation REALLY fucks the dog, like trying brainless gambles with other people's money and/or peddling toxic sub-prime mortgages as legitimate investments, they will bail you out with the taxpayers' money,but without the taxpayers receiving any equity for their investment, because "THAT'S SOCIALISM. AND BIG GOVERNMENT. BIG GOVERNMENT BAD. BIG BIDNESS GOOD. CAN I HAVE COOKIE NOW?"
 
my spin is democrats are afraid of thier own shadow thus get bitchslapped by republicans at the money table.
 
zoombwaz said:
Liberals pay their own way. The blue states are all net contributors to the national treasury, paying in more taxes than they take out in benefits.
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Lets divorce then. You take the Left coast and the adjacent land based on percent population and we'll take the rest and make two separate nations. You can interpret the Constitution your way (in other words, abandon it) and we'll use James Madison's interpretation. Lets see which side is more successful.:)
 
zoombwaz said:
Liberals pay their own way. The blue states are all net contributors to the national treasury, paying in more taxes than they take out in benefits.

Conservatives, for all their talk about responsibility and self-help and pulling oneself up by one's bootstraps are infants sucking at the federal tit. The red states are a net drag on the treasury, taking out more in benefits than they pay in via taxes.

Liberals believe in progressive tax policies, where those who reap more benefit from living in the US pay a larger share of the total tax burden than those who are struggling.

Conservatives believe the poor have too much money and the rich don't have enough, so they give tax cuts to the rich, paid for by the middle and working classes (Reagan's income tax cuts for the wealthy were followed by payroll tax increases on the middle and working classes, which don't affect the wealthy because of the ceiling on payroll taxable income. Anybody who was paying attention during the Reagan years realizes that while their gross income increased, their net "take-home" pay decreased.) And welfare was "reformed" by the Trojan horse Republican, Bill Clinton, despite costing a grand total of 1/6 of a cent of every tax dollar spent. That's 0.167%. If your pre-"reform" tax bill was $1,000.00, exactly $1.67 went to welfare, whose officiall name lest we forget was AFDC, Aid to Families of Dependant Children, and the whole purpose as to keep the single mother home to take care of her children, not to "transition" her to low paying domestic work that doesn't cover the cost of day care.

But apparently, $1.67 per $1,000 i just too much for the GOBP to handle. Swine.

Liberals believe risk is a necessity in the capitalist system: if your company screws up badly enough. it goes out of business.

Conservatives believe in socialism for the rich. If your company screws the pooch, they will limit your liability via a cap on damages, and if your corporation REALLY fucks the dog, like trying brainless gambles with other people's money and/or peddling toxic sub-prime mortgages as legitimate investments, they will bail you out with the taxpayers' money,but without the taxpayers receiving any equity for their investment, because "THAT'S SOCIALISM. AND BIG GOVERNMENT. BIG GOVERNMENT BAD. BIG BIDNESS GOOD. CAN I HAVE COOKIE NOW?"
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:good4u: Yes! Give the man a cigar. :hand: :hand: :hand:
 
Southern Man said:
Lets divorce then. You take the Left coast and the adjacent land based on percent population and we'll take the rest and make two separate nations. You can interpret the Constitution your way (in other words, abandon it) and we'll use James Madison's interpretation. Lets see which side is more successful.:)
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you can have the uptigtht east you hillbilly gaylord
 
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fanny pacs called next, they think southern man is gay'r than Elton John
 
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