Why do panty-pissers demand "zero risk" from big government?

Why do conservatives want big government to guarantee "zero risk"?

  • Because they fear brown people

    Votes: 3 100.0%
  • Because they fear religious fundamentalists

    Votes: 3 100.0%
  • Because they fear foreigners

    Votes: 3 100.0%
  • Because the guns they hoard are for overthrowing our own government

    Votes: 3 100.0%

  • Total voters
    3
Yes, and with a straight face, I'm sure. :D

Pretty certain this is an actual JPP con who's just realized the government can't guarantee zero risk and never has:


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