Who will you vote for for president?

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Only serious candidates in this poll.

McCain:

Obama:

Cthulhu:

Chuck Baldwin:

 

[Cancel11]

Bob Barr isn't a serious candidate?

Cynthia McKinney?

I like Baldwin but he isn't even on the radar.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Bob Barr isn't a serious candidate?

Cynthia McKinney?

I like Baldwin but he isn't even on the radar.

Yeah Baldwin was basically on there to contradict my first point, and because he looks retarded.

 

[uscitizen]

Loofah!

 

[Damocles]

I can't wait until Cthulu destroys your houses and sinks your ships! MWahahaha!

 

[charver]

Obviously, in terms of sheer charisma and star quality, Chuck Baldwins wins hands down. However, looking at the substance of policy, i have to say that i think Cthulhu would be more likely to persuade the Chinese to make concessions in future global trade agreements and would get my vote without question.

Additionally, it would be good to see the tentacled minority break through that glass ceiling.

 

[Don Quixote]

go cthalu, liberate the rest of the world

 

[Cancel11]

God bless Cthulhu, a king among monsters.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Seems like we're either getting Cthulhu or Obama.

 

[Epicurus]

I'll have to look into Cthulhu's positions on concealed carry and decriminalization of marijuana, but it looks like he's the one.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'll have to look into Cthulhu's positions on concealed carry and decriminalization of marijuana, but it looks like he's the one.

Under Cthulhu, no one would regulate concealed carry or marijunia, and there would also be no crime or drug usage.