Sammy Jankis
Was it me?
Well if you have children around you're supposed to keep it locked up. I mean, seriously, it just becomes a bit ridiculous to think you could stop one coming in while your asleep. But burglars these days usually scout the home to find out whenever no ones home and come in then, so a gun would be useless.
America actually has low burglary rates compared to gun control nations. Without the mass of brutal killings we'd be A-OK.
But most people keep it in the nightstand loaded. Dismissed.