Who gets into heaven

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Denomination% Who believe non-Christian religions can lead to heaven/salvation
Catholics61%
Mainline Protestants56%
Historically black churches40%
Evangelicals23%



 
Denomination% Who believe non-Christian religions can lead to heaven/salvation
Catholics61%
Mainline Protestants56%
Historically black churches40%
Evangelicals23%



Religion is bad for society.
 
Denomination% Who believe non-Christian religions can lead to heaven/salvation
Catholics61%
Mainline Protestants56%
Historically black churches40%
Evangelicals23%
The question should have been of simply "non-Christians" because, as it is, we atheists are left hanging. At the moment, I'm trying to work something out with @gfm7175 to help me finagle a way into Salvation ... because he's a shoe-in ... and, well, I'll be in the atheist line, and that has a "special" protocol with specially trained customs and immigration staff. I was thinking that I could jump over to @gfm7175's line and he could claim me as a cousin, just long enough for me to plead my case. I've been practicing my version of Maduro's "¡Excelentisimo Presidente Trump!", i.e. "¡Excelentisimo Dios mio y Salvador de mi vida!" I have it on good authority that God is fluent in Spanish, and that he always has some angels on duty who are as well.

I've got some time to polish out the rough spots, but I think I can make it work. If there are any other Christians who would like to pitch in and help, I'll pick up the tab on the first round of meat-lovers pizzas once I'm in. The two-liter bottles of soda are included. We can do this.
 
The question should have been of simply "non-Christians" because, as it is, we atheists are left hanging!
You don't believe in heaven or salvation.

Why would you give a shit about getting into heaven?

Only religious people, including non-Christian religions, believe in some sort of spiritual liberation.
 
I've got some time to polish out the rough spots, but I think I can make it work. If there are any other Christians who would like to pitch in and help, I'll pick up the tab on the first round of meat-lovers pizzas once I'm in. The two-liter bottles of soda are included. We can do this.
YES PLEASE!!! 😋
 
You don't believe in heaven or salvation.
You didn't do well on the English comprehension portion of the SAT. Ask me how I know.

Why would you give a shit about getting into heaven?
Great pivot.

Only religious people, including non-Christian religions, believe in some sort of spiritual liberation.
The question could have been better. You could have paid more attention in school.
 
You didn't do well on the English comprehension portion of the SAT. Ask me how I know.


Great pivot.


The question could have been better. You could have paid more attention in school.
The poll question is only applicable to people who believe in an afterlife, a heaven, some type of spiritual liberation.

There is no point in asking if atheists will achieve spiritual liberation; they are not working towards that goal, and they don't believe in an afterlife.
 
The poll question is only applicable to people who believe in an afterlife, a heaven, some type of spiritual liberation.
I see that. My post specifically used the word "should", and I get it that you don't quite grasp that word's meaning.

There is no point in asking if atheists will achieve spiritual liberation;
With the atheist today be an atheist tomorrow? Will the theist today still be a theist tomorrow?

Anyway, you are obviously a miserable queeb who has no sense of humor.

they are not working towards that goal, and they don't believe in an afterlife.
That doesn't explain why they were omitted from the poll stats?
 
I see that. My post specifically used the word "should", and I get it that you don't quite grasp that word's meaning.


With the atheist today be an atheist tomorrow? Will the theist today still be a theist tomorrow?

Anyway, you are obviously a miserable queeb who has no sense of humor.


That doesn't explain why they were omitted from the poll stats?
It sounds like you have an innate desire to have the archbishop of Canterbury pat you on the head and say you have a chance to get into heaven, lol.

You shouldn't give a shit if you are an atheist.

The funniest thing about this poll is that three percent of atheists and 23 percent of agnostics believe in heaven, lol
 
It sounds like you have an innate desire ...
... to the eternally mistaken.

You shouldn't give a shit if you are an atheist.
So NOW you suddenly understand the word "should"! Now just go back to your previous posts and correct your errors.

The funniest thing about this poll is that three percent of atheists and 23 percent of agnostics believe in heaven, lol
... say people who don't know what an atheist is, even when they are told.
 
You don't believe in heaven or salvation.

Why would you give a shit about getting into heaven?

Only religious people, including non-Christian religions, believe in some sort of spiritual liberation.
MAGAts are mammon-worshiping satanists just like their Orange Jesus. I’d be happy to help send them to Hell, but believe their families and neighbors are in a better position to do it.
 
Denomination% Who believe non-Christian religions can lead to heaven/salvation
Catholics61%
Mainline Protestants56%
Historically black churches40%
Evangelicals23%



It's all irrelevant as only God judges this.
 
Denomination% Who believe non-Christian religions can lead to heaven/salvation
Catholics61%
Mainline Protestants56%
Historically black churches40%
Evangelicals23%



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Anyone Passed Over by the Passover Angel gets in!
 
Depends on the brand of Heaven.

That's how you know Heaven is real: it is different for everyone and has different requirements to get into.

ALWAYS A hallmark of something that is 1000000% REAL and NOT JUST imagination!
 
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