While Shooter Took Out Fourth Graders, Cops Huddled in Safety

LurchAddams said:
I'm sorry, what part of "Fuck off Bitch" don't you understand, Sally?
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Lurch, always JPP's best Drama Queen. Kudos. :thup:

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LurchAddams said:
Do you even know what a "Haiku" is? Here ya go:

Dutch Uncle, You Suck Chode
Is that a little girl's shriek?
Sploosh! Oh, no, he shit his pants.

Now you try.
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Yes, I know what a Haiku is. I've written several. Yours isn't one....and, sadly, you don't even know why. Sorry, but it appears I've overestimated your intelligence and/or education. Thank you for the correction.

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Dutch Uncle said:
Yes, I know what a Haiku is. I've written several. Yours isn't one....and, sadly, you don't even know why. Sorry, but it appears I've overestimated your intelligence and/or education. Thank you for the correction.
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OH, you liar. Mine was a Perfect Haiku. 5-7-5. Do not turn your back. I can Haiku the shit out of you. And don't think I didn't see you didn't even make an attempt. You suck. Surprise us all now, Unc. Impress us with your Haiku skills. I won't hold my breath, loser.
 
LurchAddams said:
OH, you liar. Mine was a Perfect Haiku. 5-7-5. Do not turn your back. I can Haiku the shit out of you. And don't think I didn't see you didn't even make an attempt. You suck. Surprise us all now, Unc. Impress us with your Haiku skills. I won't hold my breath, loser.
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It's five syllables, dumbass, not five words. Now I'm starting to think you have a mental retardation issue. You started off looking all hip, slick and cool but your mask is slipping.

https://poets.org/glossary/haiku
A traditional Japanese haiku is a three-line poem with seventeen syllables, written in a 5/7/5 syllable count.

Example:

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