Whats with all the Earth quakes?

[Damocles]

Fuck, if that were the real cause, my actions alone would have destroyed the solar system. And let's not even mention Tiger.

Actually, let's mention him. Is it a coincidence that we find out about his rampant sex scandals AND we have some huge fucking earth quakes?

It wasn't Tiger's fault. According to some well connected sources who speak directly with Allah and stuff it was the women who slept with him. It was all their fault.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

immoral women

 

[apple0154]

http://www.theaustralian.com.au/new...arns-iran-cleric/story-fn3dxity-1225854907773

Extramarital sex fuels earthquakes, warns Iran cleric
From correspondents in Tehran From: AFP April 17, 2010 4:13PM

A SENIOR Iranian cleric has claimed that dolled-up women incite extramarital sex, causing more earthquakes in Iran, a country that straddles several fault lines, newspapers reported today.

"Many women who dress inappropriately ... cause youths to go astray, taint their chastity and incite extramarital sex in society, which increases earthquakes," Ayatollah Kazem Sedighi told worshippers at overnight prayers in Tehran.

"Calamities are the result of people's deeds," he was quoted as saying by reformist Aftab-e Yazd newspaper....

I suppose when one considers all the beds rocking and the kitchen tables falling over and the coffee tables being accidentally kicked into wall units and cars bouncing up and down and ......well, something has to give.

 

[Don Quixote]

Do the government scientists know?

earthquakes happen, just more people living where earthquakes happen...