Beefy
Worst gambler ever
Haha! I would rather call them the Bureaucratic Party. I fail to see what is progressive or democratic about their goals. But if it pisses them off so much...
But, if I was going to name the GOP it would be the Dumbfuck Party. Especially, after spending time on this board. Not all Republicans are Dumbfucks, but the partisan core is fucking retarded. Which make the outliers look worse on average.
Outliers
Damo, SF, Ca, Yurt, if I missed you, sorry.
Dumbfucks
Dixie, SM, bravo, meme, usafreedom and I am sure I have missed some more.
And look at their last winner (Bush) and new champion (Palin, at least for the Dumbfuck core). I really think the GOP should nominate Palin. She is the perfect representative of the party.
No, I'm definitely not an outlier. I was Libertarian (Capital L) for years and ditched them because of their political inexpedience.
If it were up to me, I'd get rid of the whole facade and call the whole system the Republicrats, because in the end, for all the pulpit chest pounding and bickering, we get the same results regardless of which party is in power - vastly larger government, more intrusion on personal privacy and freedom, more and more endless wars and more and more corporatism.
These peons don't even know they're a cog in the wheel. They get up and defend Bush and the Republicans who expanded government at an unprecedented rate, and then when the Democrats get in power with this giant new government as a launching pad, they suddenly care about small government again.
Maybe the 2 cents worth of difference between the parties is that the Democrats are at least admit that they want to blow the government up like a never ending balloon. But in the end, the results are the same.
Its almost as if its 1 giant institution that knows you have to give the sheep a choice of two shepherds, but the shepherds are really puppets with their string being pulled by the same interests.