"What happened when my son wore a pink headband to WalMart"

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I love these phony stories, we all know any self respecting liberal is not going to shop at WalMart. Secondly, liberals are the first to call the cops if they feel they have been violated, the second call they would have placed is to the local ACLU and /or an attorney. Neither of those things happened.
 
***RacerX*** said:
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I love these phony stories, we all know any self respecting liberal is not going to shop at WalMart. Secondly, liberals are the first to call the cops if they feel they have been violated, the second call they would have placed is to the local ACLU and /or an attorney. Neither of those things happened.
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I'm not here to agree on your judgement that you have used with no facts, but I can use my own experience on this matter. My story. Note that this story includes some profiling by me. It's not harmful profiling because I didn't engage them or even question their attitude;

During the "gay" debates on Fox News I noticed that Fox's daily topics were all about "gays are only gay because their parents direct them that way" Yes, actual Fox News topic. I was in Wal-Mart. Part of the fun of raising a kid is that the educational shows always start with 2 "no's' and have a yes on 3. Via "is this color blue.......nooooooooo..........is this color red...........nooooooo is this color yellow............YESSSSS!.

I was on a RARE 1 on 1 with one of my kids. I had already educated him on our list of things to get. While passing I asked, "Do you want Tomato seeds?" He says, "nooooooooooo". We walk further and a couple with black leather Harley gear is walking by. The next thing I see that I know he will say no to is "Do you want a Barbie?"

Before my son got to answer this couple stepped into my family and said, "I don't think he wants a Barbie. I think he wants a truck. Ain't that right little guy" And they were emotional about it, not laughing but had a stressed look.

I instantly thought they were Fox News Junkies and cultist sheep. Even if I was wrong about my profiling, it wasn't their business to step into my families conversation.
 
Mott the Hoople said:
They tried to start some shit but I was carrying a sap in my jacket pocket. When I pulled it out to defend my self they kept a healthy distance from me until my date got the car and pulled up next to me. It ended up pretty well. She was so thrilled to play the get away doll and the heroine that I was well rewarded when we got back to my apartment...lesson learned....women think guys who have the confidence to wear pink and stand up to assholes are sexy! :)

There's a man here in Columbus who's famous for wearing pink shirts and trust me.....no one in their right mind would give Chris Spielman shit for wearing a pink shirt!!
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I've not known men not to have a pink shirt or tie. Was that a redneck place?
 
leaningright said:
I don't wear much pink. I did some when I was a kid but was told I should wear fall colors and dropped the pinks and reds from my wardrobe. Who knows ... My wife did buy me a pink shirt once. Maybe I should wear it more often.
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Lots of pink on guys on the golf courses!

Seriously, I've seen pink on professionals since forever. Usually worn with a very good suit or a very casual, but classic outfit. Never thought any of them were flaming.
 
1) I hope those guys wound up face down in that parking lot shortly thereafter. Yes, I'm an uber spiteful man, but this world doesn't need people like that in it.

2) I want to grab a real men wear pink t-shirt to go jogging in.
 
As for the OP: I guess that's another reason why Wal-Mart shoppers have earned such a low reputation. I wore pink snow boots one winter when I was four. Still haven't lusted after penises.
 
Annie said:
Sounds likely a grocery store with cameras. I'd have called the police.
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Oh come on. Saying you are in a bad rage situation and calling the police is like saying you are in a bad education situation and calling teachers.

You sound like a Lefty.
 
Anti-Party said:
Oh come on. Saying you are in a bad rage situation and calling the police is like saying you are in a bad education situation and calling teachers.

You sound like a Lefty.
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Actually, it seems the lefties were all about standing around and wringing their hands about the sexism. Myself? Yes, I'd have had that problem too, but would have called the police to prosecute the assault on my child.
 
Annie said:
I've not known men not to have a pink shirt or tie. Was that a redneck place?
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No....just a redneck City. We jokingly refer to Dayton, Ohio as the Capital of Kentucky. It's not far from Appalachia and during WWII a lot of hillbillies immigrated to the area to find jobs and have had a significant influence, mostly for the worse, on the area. It seems the Appalachians of Kentucky and West Virginia send all their assholes to Dayton & Cincinnati.
 
Carlos Danger said:
1) I hope those guys wound up face down in that parking lot shortly thereafter. Yes, I'm an uber spiteful man, but this world doesn't need people like that in it.

2) I want to grab a real men wear pink t-shirt to go jogging in.
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Oh you would have loved my date that night. Remember Sir Mix A Lots Baby Got Back? The line 36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3"! That describes my date that night to a T. She was very pretty and lord did she have curves.
 
tekkychick said:
The woman in the story wasn't me; but yes, I'm surprised she let him walk away, but I think she was just too shocked to do anything.
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I wear Pink Shirts all the time...

at 6'2" and the size of an NFL Lineman I'd like to see that guy try that with me!

Pancakes would be served!
 
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