What god did Einstein believe in?

Number Six said:
Says the fucking magat moron quoting himself and liking himself. Hey when you are done jerking yourself off please bleach the forum.
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Enjoy it. It's positive proof Sybil is cray-cray and engaging in public masturbation.

To Sybil:
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Into the Night said:
I understand your reasoning, but consider this: If God walked up to you and shook your hand and told you who He was, would you believe him?
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I'm happy to answer this question. If God were to walk up to me, the conversation would go something like this:

God: "Hey, IBDaMann, I wanted to shake your hand; I like your approach on the "abortion" issue
Me: "Well, thank you. So you are actually real!"
God: "Well, duhhhh"
Me: "Really, I wasn't convinced. I expected that if you were real, that you would have had no problem taking out a full-page ad in the WSJ ... however your random number generator is F ... well what I mean to say is that it is really good, so you did have that going for you.
God: "I knew you'd like it. I loaded everything into and just let it go crazy."
Me: "So Into the Night is wrong then, you know, about the continuum thing, right? You got the ball rolling with a silent Big Bang, right?
God: Well, ehhhh .... look, I'm not going to give you *ALL* the answers right now, I just wanted to let you know that you're doing a good job, just hang in there.
Me: I guess I'm a believer now
God: Well, you need to realize that you are in the "Doubting Thomas" category, you don't get quite as many points for that.
Me: Fair enough, so in what do I believe? Christianity, Islam, other? Any particular denomination thereof.
God: Look, you need to go back and revisit the evidence I laid out for you. Just give it your best shot. I've left word at the gate that if you show up with @gfm7175, he can escort you in, and you can avoid the purgatory line (the coffee is terrible).

Into the Night said:
Quite right. I call it the Church of No God. It is a fundamentalist style religion.
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You've always gotten that right.

Into the Night said:
The trouble is, too many people think this religion is 'atheism'. They don't know English.
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... and many people are inclined to take phony claims of atheism on face value.
 
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Ross Dolan said:
The comment "blind guess" is NOT an assumption. You have no unambiguous evidence that a god exists...or that your Holy Spirit exists...just as people who assert there are no gods have no unambiguous evidence that no gods exist.
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In short: No one has proof of anything beyond our own physical existence and our physical universe. It boils down to a third option: faith. Some only think the physical exists and nothing beyond it. That's the difference between those who have faith and those who falsely claim they do.

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Please correct me if I misunderstood. TIA. :thup:
 
Ross Dolan said:
The comment "blind guess" is NOT an assumption. You have no unambiguous evidence that a god exists...or that your Holy Spirit exists...just as people who assert there are no gods have no unambiguous evidence that no gods exist.
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Not my responsibility to give you "evidence", not my problem to show you the light, you Chose to remain in the darkness.
 
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