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@FastLane
Ah, the walking malpractice lawsuit—a dollar-store sawbones with the critical thinking skills of a used tampon and the armory of a third-grade school shooter. You're what happens when septic tank backup gains sentience and buys a tactical vest. The only thing you've ever accurately diagnosed is your own terminal inadequacy, you meth-addled rectal thermometer.
Ah, the walking malpractice lawsuit—a dollar-store sawbones with the critical thinking skills of a used tampon and the armory of a third-grade school shooter. You're what happens when septic tank backup gains sentience and buys a tactical vest. The only thing you've ever accurately diagnosed is your own terminal inadequacy, you meth-addled rectal thermometer.

