If you were offered the chance to wouldn't you?

-No, in fact I could right now. and so could the reader of this, if you wanted.

At least I'm better than the illegal immigrant!

-No. Its wrong to provide them with the money perhaps, but justifying your wrong with another, even one so un-parallel is ridiculous, and a symptom of a greater ill of the country (read: not a disease).

You can't judge me! Its subjective, I see myself as a good person and you can't judge me.


Every dollar I make goes to childcare anyway, so why work?

-Ill let you figure that out.