Wow, you're so right. This is for you and your JPP master, Fowl. Enjoy!
@Damocles I have been a very bad boy. I have broken a rule here that many very concerned members have rightly pointed out and reported. I'm fortunate that people like this exist in the world. The sites most beloved and respected member was first to report this infraction followed by one of the sites great libtard minds I call Wally. Without people like these two, we would have never saved so many lives using paper straws, we would still be using plastic bags at the grocery store, we'd still be unaware that there are countless genders, and so many 5 year olds wouldn't even know what transgender lifestyles are like. They'd still be more focused on kid stuff rather than social justice and how to be sexy. We might even have strict rules in every school about swinging dick in teenager girl's locker rooms.
On JPP? Without people like Fowl and Wally, we'd have nobody to tell us how we're wrong about those things and many more 'new' ideas they share here daily. You wouldn't be aware of every infraction any person on the right tries to get away with. If Fowl were to tragically pass or leave us, you'd have no need for at least one email server resulting in unnecessary use of energy and wasted revenue. I could go on, but I think it's clear that without people like Wally and Fowl, this site would be absolute mayhem with people like me posting threads in all the wrong places.
I am asking to be punished however you see fit. If I'm permanently banned, I'd like to say thanks for the good times, but I understand. Whatever the punishment, I assure you it's not enough for what I've done. I'm not sure how JPP can survive if things like this go unpunished, so again, I will understand and hopefully someday I can find a way to report the personal growth I gained from being held to account by super libtards on JPP.
For all members that have been subject to this terrible infraction, I give you a very sincere apology.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
