Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

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Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt​

JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE! Jimmy Kimmel Live! airs every weeknight at 11:35 p.m. ET an
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Jerome Hudson26 Apr 2026635
Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Kimmel’s ten-minute monologue meant to, as Kimmel said, give him the opportunity to “do some of the jokes a comedian might do if our president wasn’t a trembling drama queen who’s scared of comedy,” aired just days before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, which saw 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, reportedly charge through a metal detector and shoot a Secret Service agent in the chest before being tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

Allen, a Kamala Harris donor, is set to appear in court on Monday where he is expected to face several federal charges.

President Trump delivered remarks, that were aired live on the major news networks mere moments after the shooting. During an interview on Fox News on Sunday morning, Trump called Allen “a sick guy.”

“When you read his manifesto, he hates Christians, that’s one thing for sure. He hates Christians, the hatred. And I think his sister, or his brother, actually was complaining about it. They were even complaining to law enforcement. So he was, he was a very troubled guy,” President Trump said.

 
How did it taste?
You're the last person that needs to ask that question. I suspect those lessons were pounded into your head early on. Go get help with that, oddly enough, it's one of the reasons you can't sell a Kirby. I know the two things might seem unrelated, but they're not. Scientist have discovered that men born with a tiny penis sometimes become obsessed with other men's 'bathing suit areas' (front and back) and everything that goes on in that area. This obsession dominates every minute of the day making any activity outside of masturbation nearly impossible.

In other words, your addiction to dicks, men's asses, and all the familiar tastes and smells you've become addicted to from years of family reunions, directly impacts your ability to sell a Kirby. Crazy, isn't it? Anyways, get that much needed help. It's really obvious you're crying out for it.
 
Also, I see you're getting your trumptard ass kicked on Debate Politics. No wonder you're such a maniac here - you rightfully take so much abuse over there!
Really? That hilarious since I'm not a member, lol. Lurchy is seeing my ghost around every corner now. Obsessed?? Nah, not at all. I'm starting to feel guilty for not paying you something for rent in your roomy skull.
 
You clai

med that Kimmel did something he didn’t do.
Why do you bother? I can just picture you struggling with the keyboard for hours trying to spit out one coherent sentence and look at the results. One more time for the resident retard. I posted an article, I didn't 'clai' 'med' anything. That said, why not include what you think I claimed that isn't true? Don't you think that's an important part of your brilliant sent
ence
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