Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Grim Reaper · 2026-04-27T19:54:27-0400

If Republicans want to claim the moral high ground on political rhetoric, they’d have to explain why extreme hostility toward Obama and Biden was treated as patriotism, but extreme hostility toward Trump is suddenly the end of civilization. You can’t call it evil in one direction and entertainment in the other.

Tobytone · 2026-04-27T19:54:35-0400

LurchAddams said:
My career is of much interest to you TOP sniffers. Why? I guess you all don't have lives and you need to live vicariously through someone

That's some pretty nasty, skanky quim to be around, stinky.

Have you finished sucking orange butt?

Oh Lurchy, the last thing I would want for me or frankly anyone, including my worst enemy, is to live vicariously through you.

I'm honestly not interested in your 'career' at all, never have been. What you do is irrelevant in every way possible. That said, I am human and do care on a human level about a guy down on his luck and apparently @Lionfish does as well. He was just being nice like I am.

I only bring it up sometimes because I think of that really touching conversation you and Fowl were having on her vanity thread. It was about your big opportunity for a sales gig. It was really nice seeing how close you two really are, maybe a little creepy, but I won't focus on that, the whole exchange was heartwarming just the same. It was obvious you were nervous and looked to Fowl for a few motherly assurances and confidence builders to help calm your nerves before the big Zoom interview.

This was a while ago, so you'll have to forgive me if a couple of the details are a bit sketchy, but I seem to remember reading something about Kirby sales. That said, I have given you great ideas and one time I requested a demo which is your best shot at making a sale and you just ignored the opportunity as if you were too good to clean my floors for some reason. So, honestly, I've always been a little skeptical whether you ever actually got the Kirby gig or not. Will you clear that up once and for all?

Grim Reaper · 2026-04-27T20:03:38-0400

Tobytone said:
Oh Lurchy, the last thing I would want for me or frankly anyone, including my worst enemy, is to live vicariously through you.

I'm honestly not interested in your 'career' at all, never have been. What you do is irrelevant in every way possible. That said, I am human and do care on a human level about a guy down on his luck and apparently @Lionfish does as well. He was just being nice like I am.

I only bring it up sometimes because I think of that really touching conversation you and Fowl were having on her vanity thread. It was about your big opportunity for a sales gig. It was really nice seeing how close you two really are, maybe a little creepy, but I won't focus on that, the whole exchange was heartwarming just the same. It was obvious you were nervous and looked to Fowl for a few motherly assurances and confidence builders to help calm your nerves before the big Zoom interview.

This was a while ago, so you'll have to forgive me if a couple of the details are a bit sketchy, but I seem to remember reading something about Kirby sales. That said, I have given you great ideas and one time I requested a demo which is your best shot at making a sale and you just ignored the opportunity as if you were too good to clean my floors for some reason. So, honestly, I've always been a little skeptical whether you ever actually got the Kirby gig or not. Will you clear that up once and for all?

This is classic Tobytone: I’m not obsessed with Lurch’s job, followed immediately by a multi‑paragraph scrapbook of reconstructed conversations, emotional interpretations, and months‑old details nobody else remembers.

Normal posters don’t keep mental case files on who supposedly had a Zoom interview, who comforted who, or what imaginary sales gig someone might’ve had. That’s not human concern. That’s surveillance dressed up as empathy.

And the Kirby fan‑fiction? That’s just his favorite fishing lure. He drags it out every few weeks hoping Lurch will hand over more personal info to add to his collection.

His pattern never changes: Claim he doesn’t care. Deliver a disturbingly detailed biography proving he does. End with a cutesy little question designed to get more real‑life data.

It’s not kindness. It’s just data‑gathering with a Hallmark filter slapped on top.

LurchAddams · 2026-04-27T20:48:48-0400

Tobytone said:
Oh Lurchy, the last thing I would want for me or frankly anyone, including my worst enemy, is to live vicariously through you.

I'm honestly not interested in your 'career' at all, never have been. What you do is irrelevant in every way possible. That said, I am human and do care on a human level about a guy down on his luck and apparently @Lionfish does as well. He was just being nice like I am.

I only bring it up sometimes because I think of that really touching conversation you and Fowl were having on her vanity thread. It was about your big opportunity for a sales gig. It was really nice seeing how close you two really are, maybe a little creepy, but I won't focus on that, the whole exchange was heartwarming just the same. It was obvious you were nervous and looked to Fowl for a few motherly assurances and confidence builders to help calm your nerves before the big Zoom interview.

This was a while ago, so you'll have to forgive me if a couple of the details are a bit sketchy, but I seem to remember reading something about Kirby sales. That said, I have given you great ideas and one time I requested a demo which is your best shot at making a sale and you just ignored the opportunity as if you were too good to clean my floors for some reason. So, honestly, I've always been a little skeptical whether you ever actually got the Kirby gig or not. Will you clear that up once and for all?

So, have you finished sucking orange butt?

Tobytone · 2026-04-27T21:45:43-0400

LurchAddams said:
So, have you finished sucking orange butt?

Not going to tell us after that very nice comment? Both Lionfish and I have shown kindness and compassion for your situation and all you can do is jerk off while thinking about men's butts? How about a thank you for caring followed by a commitment to some counseling for your sexual problems? Also, how about an answer to my question. Are you still selling Kirby's or are you still jobless. I just want to be accurate going forward.

Hume · 2026-04-27T23:37:13-0400

Tobytone said:
Sure they do. That's right, I saw that poll.

Question: Do you hate Trump? Please answer yes or no.

I don't remember what the totals were, do you have them? Just drop a link to help us all out.

I hope Trump is on the guillotine.

LurchAddams · 2026-04-28T06:19:31-0400

Tobytone said:
Not going to tell us after that very nice comment? Both Lionfish and I have shown kindness and compassion for your situation and all you can do is jerk off while thinking about men's butts? How about a thank you for caring followed by a commitment to some counseling for your sexual problems? Also, how about an answer to my question. Are you still selling Kirby's or are you still jobless. I just want to be accurate going forward.

How did it taste?

LurchAddams · 2026-04-28T07:34:19-0400

Tobytone said:
Not going to tell us after that very nice comment? Both Lionfish and I have shown kindness and compassion for your situation and all you can do is jerk off while thinking about men's butts? How about a thank you for caring followed by a commitment to some counseling for your sexual problems? Also, how about an answer to my question. Are you still selling Kirby's or are you still jobless. I just want to be accurate going forward.

Also, I see you're getting your trumptard ass kicked on Debate Politics. No wonder you're such a maniac here - you rightfully take so much abuse over there!

Jarod · 2026-04-28T08:21:19-0400

Tobytone said:
Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

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Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Kimmel’s ten-minute monologue meant to, as Kimmel said, give him the opportunity to “do some of the jokes a comedian might do if our president wasn’t a trembling drama queen who’s scared of comedy,” aired just days before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, which saw 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, reportedly charge through a metal detector and shoot a Secret Service agent in the chest before being tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

Allen, a Kamala Harris donor, is set to appear in court on Monday where he is expected to face several federal charges.

President Trump delivered remarks, that were aired live on the major news networks mere moments after the shooting. During an interview on Fox News on Sunday morning, Trump called Allen “a sick guy.”

“When you read his manifesto, he hates Christians, that’s one thing for sure. He hates Christians, the hatred. And I think his sister, or his brother, actually was complaining about it. They were even complaining to law enforcement. So he was, he was a very troubled guy,” President Trump said.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump's Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," put on a mock White House Correspondents' Dinner roast during Thursday night's broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump's death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

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What a lying snowflake you are!

Jarod · 2026-04-28T08:22:07-0400

FastLane said:
Kimmel is a turd.

You are a snowflake!

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt