Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Lionfish · 2026-04-27T17:18:59-0400

signalmankenneth said:
I also fantasize about Trump’s Death too!
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Fuck you asshole. You supported the assassination of your president so, fuck you!

Hume · 2026-04-27T17:19:40-0400

Lionfish said:
Fuck you asshole. You supported the assassination of your president so, fuck you!

Everyone hates Trump but you fascists.

Lionfish · 2026-04-27T17:20:42-0400

Lionfish said:
You still out of a job?

LurchAddams said:
My career is of much interest to you TOP sniffers. Why? I guess you all don't have lives and you need to live vicariously through someone

That's some pretty nasty, skanky quim to be around, stinky.

Have you finished sucking orange butt?

I will take that as a yes.

Grim Reaper · 2026-04-27T17:21:17-0400

LurchAddams said:
My career is of much interest to you TOP sniffers. Why? I guess you all don't have lives and you need to live vicariously through someone

That's some pretty nasty, skanky quim to be around, stinky.

Have you finished sucking orange butt?

Lionfish a stranger on the internet pretending s(he) has insight into your life. That level of projection usually comes from boredom or regret take your pick.

Grokmaster · 2026-04-27T17:22:55-0400

Tobytone said:
Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Randy Holmes/Disney via Getty Images
Jerome Hudson26 Apr 2026635
Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Kimmel’s ten-minute monologue meant to, as Kimmel said, give him the opportunity to “do some of the jokes a comedian might do if our president wasn’t a trembling drama queen who’s scared of comedy,” aired just days before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, which saw 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, reportedly charge through a metal detector and shoot a Secret Service agent in the chest before being tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

Allen, a Kamala Harris donor, is set to appear in court on Monday where he is expected to face several federal charges.

President Trump delivered remarks, that were aired live on the major news networks mere moments after the shooting. During an interview on Fox News on Sunday morning, Trump called Allen “a sick guy.”

“When you read his manifesto, he hates Christians, that’s one thing for sure. He hates Christians, the hatred. And I think his sister, or his brother, actually was complaining about it. They were even complaining to law enforcement. So he was, he was a very troubled guy,” President Trump said.

https://www.breitbart.com/entertain...ys-before-third-[B]assassination-attempt/[/B]

Did he cry>?

LurchAddams · 2026-04-27T17:35:22-0400

Grim Reaper said:
Lionfish a stranger on the internet pretending s(he) has insight into your life. That level of projection usually comes from boredom or regret take your pick.

I think they all consider outside salespeople to be like door to door salespeople of the 40's. They don't realize now we have expense accounts, laptops and prospect via CRM's rather than going door to door.

Oh, well - trumpism is all about going back to medevil times so I guess it makes sense, huh?

Grim Reaper · 2026-04-27T17:38:46-0400

LurchAddams said:
I think they all consider outside salespeople to be like door to door salespeople of the 40's. They don't realize now we have expense accounts, laptops and prospect via CRM's rather than going door to door.

Oh, well - trumpism is all about going back to medevil times so I guess it makes sense, huh?

When someone starts digging into your job, it’s never about principle. It’s jealousy. Pure and simple.

They see you functioning, working, and doing fine in your own life, and it burns them up inside. People who are actually stable don’t obsess over strangers’ employment, they’re too busy with their own.

If someone is trying to sabotage you online, it’s because they can’t stand that you’re doing better than they are. That’s their insecurity, not your problem.

Grokmaster · 2026-04-27T17:44:54-0400

Grokmaster · 2026-04-27T17:46:52-0400

Grim Reaper said:
When someone starts digging into your job, it’s never about principle. It’s jealousy. Pure and simple.

They see you functioning, working, and doing fine in your own life, and it burns them up inside. People who are actually stable don’t obsess over strangers’ employment, they’re too busy with their own.

If someone is trying to sabotage you online, it’s because they can’t stand that you’re doing better than they are. That’s their insecurity, not your problem.

You mean like you and the rest of the Demthug Commies did to force Americans to submit to a useless, probably harmful "pseudo-vaccine", even forcing military personnel out of the military....like that?

TOP · 2026-04-27T17:47:51-0400

Fake ignore is the best

TOP · 2026-04-27T17:48:34-0400

Grokmaster said:

I bet the guy who wrote the monologue is gone....

TOP · 2026-04-27T17:49:51-0400

Lionfish said:
You still out of a job?

I would guess yes according to his reply

Grim Reaper · 2026-04-27T17:51:38-0400

Grokmaster said:
You mean like you and the rest of the Demthug Commies did to force Americans to submit to a useless, probably harmful "pseudo-vaccine", even forcing military personnel out of the military....like that?

You’re not responding to what I said, you’re just flinging a new rant because you can’t defend the original claim.

I made a simple point: Attacking someone’s job online is jealousy, not principle. That stands on its own.

Your pivot into an unrelated political monologue doesn’t change the fact that you still haven’t produced a single piece of evidence for the claim you’re trying to pass off as obvious.

When you can’t back up your argument, you change the subject. When that doesn’t work, you shout. When that doesn’t work, you pretend the conversation was about something else entirely.

It’s a pattern. And it’s why you keep losing the thread every time evidence comes up.

Grokmaster · 2026-04-27T17:58:47-0400

Grim Reaper said:
You’re not responding to what I said, you’re just flinging a new rant because you can’t defend the original claim.

I made a simple point: Attacking someone’s job online is jealousy, not principle. That stands on its own.

Your pivot into an unrelated political monologue doesn’t change the fact that you still haven’t produced a single piece of evidence for the claim you’re trying to pass off as obvious.

When you can’t back up your argument, you change the subject. When that doesn’t work, you shout. When that doesn’t work, you pretend the conversation was about something else entirely.

It’s a pattern. And it’s why you keep losing the thread every time evidence comes up.

I provided a damning example of you and yours actually doing what you are claiming others are doing...except far worse.

Millions of Americans were actually forced out of their job , thanks to demthug authoritarianism, not "euphemistically", like Kimmel's situation.

Now, try to start a Word Dance over irrelevant minutiae, as is your dull, predictable MO.

Grim Reaper · 2026-04-27T18:01:30-0400

Grokmaster said:
I provided a damning example of you and yours actually doing what you are claiming others are doing...except far worse.

Millions of Americans were actually forced out of their job , thanks to demthug authoritarianism, not "euphemistically", like Kimmel's situation.

Now, try to start a Word Dance over irrelevant minutiae, as is your dull, predictable MO.

You didn’t provide an example of anything you just changed the subject again because you can’t defend the claim you started with.

I pointed out that attacking someone’s job online is jealousy. You still haven’t addressed that. You still haven’t produced evidence for your original assertion. And now you’re trying to bury that under another rant so you don’t have to.

Calling it damning doesn’t make it relevant. It just highlights the same pattern you keep falling into:
When you can’t back up a claim, you pivot. When the pivot gets called out, you escalate. When that fails, you accuse everyone else of dancing.
You’re not exposing anything. You’re just avoiding the point because you know you can’t support it.

Crepitus · 2026-04-27T18:32:23-0400

Tobytone said:
Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Randy Holmes/Disney via Getty Images
Jerome Hudson26 Apr 2026635
Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show Jimmy Kimmel Live!, put on a mock White House Correspondents’ Dinner roast during Thursday night’s broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump’s death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

Firing off one-liners about President Trump, Vice President JD Vance, Stephen Miller, among other White House officials, Kimmel set his sights on the First Lady.

“And of course, our first lady, Melania, is here. Look at So beautiful. Mrs. Trump, you have a glow like an expectant widow,” Kimmel said to the delight of the studio audience.

Kimmel’s ten-minute monologue meant to, as Kimmel said, give him the opportunity to “do some of the jokes a comedian might do if our president wasn’t a trembling drama queen who’s scared of comedy,” aired just days before the White House Correspondents’ Dinner on Saturday, which saw 31-year-old Cole Tomas Allen of Torrance, California, reportedly charge through a metal detector and shoot a Secret Service agent in the chest before being tackled to the ground and taken into custody.

Allen, a Kamala Harris donor, is set to appear in court on Monday where he is expected to face several federal charges.

President Trump delivered remarks, that were aired live on the major news networks mere moments after the shooting. During an interview on Fox News on Sunday morning, Trump called Allen “a sick guy.”

“When you read his manifesto, he hates Christians, that’s one thing for sure. He hates Christians, the hatred. And I think his sister, or his brother, actually was complaining about it. They were even complaining to law enforcement. So he was, he was a very troubled guy,” President Trump said.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump's Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt

Jimmy Kimmel, host of the Disney-owned ABC late-night show "Jimmy Kimmel Live!," put on a mock White House Correspondents' Dinner roast during Thursday night's broadcast in which he fanaticized about President Donald Trump's death in a joke aimed at First Lady Melania Trump.

www.breitbart.com

and?

Tobytone · 2026-04-27T18:38:30-0400

Hume said:
Most Americans hate Trump.

Sure they do. That's right, I saw that poll.

Question: Do you hate Trump? Please answer yes or no.

I don't remember what the totals were, do you have them? Just drop a link to help us all out.

Tobytone · 2026-04-27T19:01:03-0400

Jade Dragon said:
Who hasn't made wisecracks about Trump biting the big one? Is pussification and being a piss pants crybaby a requirement to join MAGA?

Ahh yes, it's the new bad boy libtard thing, lol. I like it, you really sound tough with that attitude. You libtard 'men' and 'women' are sure getting your manhood back these days with that kind of talk, lol. Yes, it's totally because us on the right can't take a joke like you libtards, everyone knows that, right? Libtards are well known for being able to take a joke, everybody knows that. (not so much)

Newsflash: Normal people don't actually want to see any American president killed ever. We're not quite there yet. I know this is very difficult for a radicalized simpleton to understand, but it's still true whether you're capable of understanding or not.

Maybe it also has something to do with how many mentally ill sick freaks on your side don't see it as a joke so much.

LurchAddams · 2026-04-27T19:46:32-0400

Grim Reaper said:
When someone starts digging into your job, it’s never about principle. It’s jealousy. Pure and simple.

They see you functioning, working, and doing fine in your own life, and it burns them up inside. People who are actually stable don’t obsess over strangers’ employment, they’re too busy with their own.

If someone is trying to sabotage you online, it’s because they can’t stand that you’re doing better than they are. That’s their insecurity, not your problem.

Brilliant points all. I agree completely!

AProudLefty · 2026-04-27T19:50:30-0400

The hypocritical outrage certainly is hilarious.

Video: Jimmy Kimmel Fantasized About Trump’s Death on ABC Days Before Third Assassination Attempt