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The Almighty
In all the years she's been titillating conservative men on the interwebs I have never seen her make one work this hard for a little phone nookie...have you?
Do try to keep your perversions to yourself.
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Do try to keep your perversions to yourself.
So you agree phone sex is perverted... How about soiled panties to a married man in the mail? Or maybe...jus' sayin'
Are you taking this personal?
zappasguitar
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In all the years she's been titillating conservative men on the interwebs I have never seen her make one work this hard for a little phone nookie...have you?
You are correct!
I have NEVER seen disloyal work so hard to get some phone sex in all the time I've read her posts.
But seeing as how she's all dried up inside and sports two fried eggs on fishhooks, I bet she suffers frequent "dry spells"...LOL
Awwwww it's OK zap we all know darla would never give you phone nookie no matter how faithfully you carry her water...she's sure to have seen what you look like after all...and ain't no amount of imagination could ever overcome that vision to obtain a phone nookie orgasm.
Oh, so I GET IT!!
You get to respond to posts that aren't directed at you in this thread AND to ones that are directed at you, right?
You consider this YOUR thread, don'tcha?
Darlin' you're right. This is YOURS. ALL YOURS!
buh-bye now....
:lmao:
zappasguitar
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While I am sure that your widespread reputation as a skeevy bar hag who's been all up and down the PCH has taught you to view each and every member of the opposite sex as a potential sex partner and your kid's newsest "uncle", the fact remains that us normal people are actually capable of having friends and acquaintances of the opposite sex that we don't spend anytime thinking carnal thoughts about.
Like I said, I don't expect you to understand, given your long history of being rode hard and put away wet, but us normal folks get it.
Zappa it just kills you that I know what you really look like, huh?
Do try and get over it. Maybe your friend can help you dig up some more information and it will assuage some of that seething anger you have for me and you won't have to wrestle with this pent up rage you got going on.
I do so want you to be all a'twitter again and stuff. Wink-wink darla!
Uhhh.. the PCH? You big fat dork! STOOPID!
Zappa, after seeing your fat ass in the recliner and other pics, the only thing you can have now with women is a friendship.
You couldn't have the wonderful distinction of being rode anywhere except to the slaughterhouse you freakin' Heifer
zappasguitar
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WOW...you saw some pictures of me I put up on a social networking website...
Inspector Clouseu has got NOTHING on you!
Your sleuthing skills know no bounds!
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why would I take it personal? It is your idiocy.... your delusions.... your problem.
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Not in the least. You made comments directly to me. Then you whined when I responded.
If you wish for people not to talk to you, addressing them in posts in not an intelligent decision.
As for others... If ID was not insinuating that about myself then my bad. But I think we both know that he was.
Now, if you two wish to continue your obsessive need to attack Darla, that is your right, as it is mine to let you go join the other morons on IA.
Your call.
Minister of Truth
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THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!
Minister of Truth
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BTW, I sure know that I wanted it!!
...which is what she said, as well...
...which is what she said, as well...
No delusions. Not a problem...and I am not the one chasing phone nookie.
I am getting the distinct impression that Darla hasn't been sharing her recent sleuthing with him.
Blind allegiance is a rarity these days.
Well she's never been short of lackeys...though they usually go the way of cypress in the end~
DamnYankee
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SHUT UP FATSO
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lol
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Actually, it is a delusion. I have absolutely no desire for 'phone nookie'. THAT is your delusion. As I stated, your problem. Not mine. If you want to portray yourself in such a pathetic manner, that is your choice. you are only making yourself look bad, so do continue if you so desire.
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I am getting the distinct impression that the two of you are teenagers who are obsessed with childish rantings. One day perhaps you will find the ability to grow up.
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