UK rocket mission ends in ....................failure.

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Historic UK rocket mission ends in failure

Britain's attempt to become the first European nation to launch satellites into space ended in bitter disappointment overnight when Virgin Orbit said its rocket had suffered an anomaly that prevented it from reaching orbit.

The "horizontal launch" mission had left from the coastal town of Newquay in southwest England.

Virgin's LauncherOne rocket was carried under the wing of a modified Boeing 747 called "Cosmic Girl", and later released over the Atlantic Ocean.

"We appear to have an anomaly that has prevented us from reaching orbit," the company said. "We are evaluating the information."

The Department of Transport had warned sea going vessels to stay out of an area of ocean south of Cork and Kerry, due to the fear of potential rocket debris falling from the sky.

https://www.rte.ie/news/2023/0110/1345780-space-orbit-fails/

Perhaps they should offer a cash reward for information leading to the location of their missing rocket.


Haw, haw............................................haw.


Troll gate open.
 
The failure of the mission is considered a heavy blow to Britain's military space programs, showcasing the UK's weakness in launching satellites. Had the mission been successful, the UK would have been one of only nine countries that could launch craft into Earth's orbit.

Meanwhile, anti-war campaigners expressed outrage over the failed efforts of the British government, saying London should be focused on resolving the UK's cost-of-living crisis and social injustices, which have led to months-long protests and strikes across the country.

"Space is the new frontier for military escalation and spending with no real public scrutiny or accountability," said Campaign for Nuclear Disarmament (CND) General Secretary Kate Hudson. "Billions of pounds are being spent on this new arms race which could instead be invested in helping to solve the current cost of living crisis."

Drone Wars UK Director Chris Cole denounced a "space arms race which will inevitably lead to greater risk of instability and conflict."

Critics argue that rather than engaging in the military expansion into space, the British government should be upholding and abiding by the Outer Space Treaty, ratified in 1967, which recognizes space as a "global commons" to be used for peaceful purposes and for the benefit of all countries and humankind. The multilateral treaty, which was negotiated and drafted under the auspices of the United Nations and forms the basis of international space law, aims to prevent military and commercial exploitation of space and the damage it would cause.

https://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2023/01/11/696112/UK-first-space-launch-of-military-satellites-fails

Considering its payload, maybe some clever peacenik sabotaged it.
 
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