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Historic UK rocket mission ends in failure
Britain's attempt to become the first European nation to launch satellites into space ended in bitter disappointment overnight when Virgin Orbit said its rocket had suffered an anomaly that prevented it from reaching orbit.
The "horizontal launch" mission had left from the coastal town of Newquay in southwest England.
Virgin's LauncherOne rocket was carried under the wing of a modified Boeing 747 called "Cosmic Girl", and later released over the Atlantic Ocean.
"We appear to have an anomaly that has prevented us from reaching orbit," the company said. "We are evaluating the information."
The Department of Transport had warned sea going vessels to stay out of an area of ocean south of Cork and Kerry, due to the fear of potential rocket debris falling from the sky.
https://www.rte.ie/news/2023/0110/1345780-space-orbit-fails/
Perhaps they should offer a cash reward for information leading to the location of their missing rocket.
Haw, haw............................................haw.
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