Two Queens
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A little backstory for the delectation of Democrats:
During the Florida land boom, Marjorie Merriweather Post, heiress to the Post Cereals fortune and reputedly the wealthiest woman in the United States at the time, paid for today's imperial palace Mar-a-Lago to be built - with her hapless husband’s money.
Because it was her husband's money she was spending, she hired an expensive architect named Marion Sims Wyeth as designer and found a pricy faggot named Joseph Urban to come up with the mansion’s interior design and elaborate exterior decorations.
Marjorie blew $7 million (equivalent to more than $123 million in hyper-inflated Biden Bucks) and depleted her hubby’s bank account while keeping all her own inherited gelt.
Mar-a-Lago was finished in 1927, and Marjorie promptly kicked her cuck hubby to the curb and married her toy-boy.
At the time it was the most expensive non-royal residence ever built.
By the Swinging Sixties, though, many of the mammoth mansions constructed in the 1920s were demolished and replaced by trendy “modern” architecture.
At the last minute, Mar-a-Lago was designated a national historic site. A report prepared by the Department of the Interior said Mar-a-Lago was "an excellent picture of winter resort life in Palm Beach prior to the Depression".
Ms. Post, who died in 1973, had instructed her heirs to give the 17-acre estate to the United States government to be used as a Winter White House.
Richard Nixon preferred the Florida White House in Key Biscayne, however, and Peanuts Carter was not interested in any house he could not be photographed building “for the poor.”
The government soon realized the immense cost of oceanfront maintenance and returned Mar-a-Lago to the Post Foundation in 1981.
Smelling a chance to get richer, the greedy Post heirs and heiresses quickly listed Mar-a-Lago for sale for $20 million.
Post's money-grubbing daughters, including minor actress Dina Merrill, predictably neglected the property.
The greedy hags had hoped to cash in on their windfall, but Mar-a-Lago begin falling apart due to their greed, and there was so little interest that demolition of the estate was approved so they could sell the land.
The feds again stepped in.
Mar-a-Lago was declared a National Historic Landmark in 1980, which meant the haggling hags were fucked.
With his typical foresight, Felonious Trump, knowing that he would someday need a palace from which to rule America as its God Emperor, offered the greedy Post progeny $15 million, which they foolishly rejected.
Nonplused, Felonious Trump the master negotiator then wisely bought the strip of land between Mar-a-Lago and the ocean from Jack Massey, the former owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for $2 million. The press eagerly publicized his bluffing boast that he intended to build a new house that would block Mar-a-Lago's sea view.
This genius dick move had the effect of making competitors’ interest in Mar-a-Lago vanish overnight.
Felonious Trump then got Mar-a-Lago for $7 million in 1985, screwing the greedy haters and losers of the Post family royally.
Mar-a-Lago was then renovated by Felonious Trump. Expensive renovations were carried out, including the addition of wonderful things like a 20,000-square-foot throne room and gold-plated bathrooms fixtures designed to enrage envious lesser mortals.
In 2005, Felonious Trump married foxy future First Felonious Female Melania Knauss at Mar-a-Lago. The ceremony was attended by Blowjob Bill and Hildebeast Clinton, who naturally groveled at the feet of their superiors.
20 years on, Mar-a-Lago today has five clay tennis courts and a waterfront pool that Felonious Trump wisely rents to the Secret Service by the hour at exorbitant rates so that the agents who comprise his palace guard can stay in shape.
We all saw what happened in Butler, Pennsylvania when a fat lesbian was part of his “protective” detail.
During the Florida land boom, Marjorie Merriweather Post, heiress to the Post Cereals fortune and reputedly the wealthiest woman in the United States at the time, paid for today's imperial palace Mar-a-Lago to be built - with her hapless husband’s money.
Because it was her husband's money she was spending, she hired an expensive architect named Marion Sims Wyeth as designer and found a pricy faggot named Joseph Urban to come up with the mansion’s interior design and elaborate exterior decorations.
Marjorie blew $7 million (equivalent to more than $123 million in hyper-inflated Biden Bucks) and depleted her hubby’s bank account while keeping all her own inherited gelt.
Mar-a-Lago was finished in 1927, and Marjorie promptly kicked her cuck hubby to the curb and married her toy-boy.
At the time it was the most expensive non-royal residence ever built.
By the Swinging Sixties, though, many of the mammoth mansions constructed in the 1920s were demolished and replaced by trendy “modern” architecture.
At the last minute, Mar-a-Lago was designated a national historic site. A report prepared by the Department of the Interior said Mar-a-Lago was "an excellent picture of winter resort life in Palm Beach prior to the Depression".
Ms. Post, who died in 1973, had instructed her heirs to give the 17-acre estate to the United States government to be used as a Winter White House.
Richard Nixon preferred the Florida White House in Key Biscayne, however, and Peanuts Carter was not interested in any house he could not be photographed building “for the poor.”
The government soon realized the immense cost of oceanfront maintenance and returned Mar-a-Lago to the Post Foundation in 1981.
Smelling a chance to get richer, the greedy Post heirs and heiresses quickly listed Mar-a-Lago for sale for $20 million.
Post's money-grubbing daughters, including minor actress Dina Merrill, predictably neglected the property.
The greedy hags had hoped to cash in on their windfall, but Mar-a-Lago begin falling apart due to their greed, and there was so little interest that demolition of the estate was approved so they could sell the land.
The feds again stepped in.
Mar-a-Lago was declared a National Historic Landmark in 1980, which meant the haggling hags were fucked.
With his typical foresight, Felonious Trump, knowing that he would someday need a palace from which to rule America as its God Emperor, offered the greedy Post progeny $15 million, which they foolishly rejected.
Nonplused, Felonious Trump the master negotiator then wisely bought the strip of land between Mar-a-Lago and the ocean from Jack Massey, the former owner of Kentucky Fried Chicken, for $2 million. The press eagerly publicized his bluffing boast that he intended to build a new house that would block Mar-a-Lago's sea view.
This genius dick move had the effect of making competitors’ interest in Mar-a-Lago vanish overnight.
Felonious Trump then got Mar-a-Lago for $7 million in 1985, screwing the greedy haters and losers of the Post family royally.
Mar-a-Lago was then renovated by Felonious Trump. Expensive renovations were carried out, including the addition of wonderful things like a 20,000-square-foot throne room and gold-plated bathrooms fixtures designed to enrage envious lesser mortals.
In 2005, Felonious Trump married foxy future First Felonious Female Melania Knauss at Mar-a-Lago. The ceremony was attended by Blowjob Bill and Hildebeast Clinton, who naturally groveled at the feet of their superiors.
20 years on, Mar-a-Lago today has five clay tennis courts and a waterfront pool that Felonious Trump wisely rents to the Secret Service by the hour at exorbitant rates so that the agents who comprise his palace guard can stay in shape.
We all saw what happened in Butler, Pennsylvania when a fat lesbian was part of his “protective” detail.
More like one real Queen and one who thinks she is a Queen, one married to a real King, and the other to a guy who wants to be KingFirst Felonious Female Melania Trump had a meeting with Queen Rania Al Abdullah of Jordan at Mar-a-Lago yesterday.
Diogenes
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Cry.
Daylight63
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Diogenes
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Don’t know how many times I got to tell you, I’m looking forward to the next two years, Trump is endless comedy, can wait to hear more sharpie weather reports, McDoanlds burgers served at the White House, questioning a seven year old’s belief in Santa Clause, gargling Clorox, etc, etc. etc, and that does even include the fuck ups
Got the popcorn ready
Diogenes
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Cry.
Daylight63
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Why?
Already said that and it wasn’t anymore relevant than the first time
Diogenes
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Cry.
Diogenes
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Cry.
Daylight63
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Ahhh, New Schtick Friday, eh?
Daylight63
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Diogenes has ZERO interest in "relevance".
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Daylight63
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Why are you crying for me? Is it because you realize I'm wasting time responding to your usual shitposts? Don't feel bad. I find you fun to respond to. Primarily because your points are usually so vapid that they don't even require thought. Which is why you get the responses you get from me.
Some day you'll realize I'm mocking you. But until that time do keep posting.