Tucker Carlson: Out Of The Closet

[Lionfish]

Ah Tucker, thank you for joining Trump and Mike Lindell in fucking up the heads of so many unhinged alt lefties. You are doing God's work.

 

[evince]

Tucker, Tucker, TUCKER!

Fucker fucker fucker

 

[evince]

HOMOEROTIC FANTASY MUCH?

Did you see Tucker video?

 

[evince]

I really like Tucker's ability to troll the loony left. I enjoy watching them go nuts about him.

Because your only purpose is to melt liberal snowflakes


It’s how your Siberian programmer writes you

Dividing America


The only reason you exist

 

[evince]

Funny thing


Tucker is a dweebs dweeb


And he’s showing buff dudes all nude and flexing


I guess he likes that alot

 

[reagansghost]

I just don't understand why this montage doesn't end with Tucker Carlson sitting at a desk, wearing a bowtie, and whining.

— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) April 17, 2022


This is actually real. Evidently he likes men without shirts, which may explain the Putin obsession.

— Adam Kinzinger (@AdamKinzinger) April 17, 2022


I truly do not understand how the guy milking the cow fits in here.

— Charles P. Pierce (@CharlesPPierce) April 17, 2022


If Tucker Carlson wants to bring back manly men..maybe he should tell his viewers to stop breeding.

— 𝐁𝐞𝐤𝐬 (@antifaoperative) April 16, 2022
Pray it away @TuckerCarlson! it away!!!

— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) April 17, 2022


This is so gay.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) April 16, 2022


I am sitting here next to my gay husband living my gay life reading a gay novel as research for my new gay book…and yet I am not and will never be as gay as whatever is haunting Tucker Carlson's fantasies.

— Mark Harris (@MarkHarrisNYC) April 16, 2022


remember, kids, don’t say gay! now please enjoy something we made that couldn’t be gayer if it were dancing to YMCA in a rainbow thong

— shauna (@goldengateblond) April 16, 2022


This new Tucker video is so gay I just bought lube.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 16, 2022


Is that one dude having sex with a Tesla recharging kiosk?


You guys wanna see something gayer than a parade float on a Sunday in June? pic.

— George Hahn (@georgehahn) April 16, 2022


is that a penis charger?

— Shiv Ramdas Traing To Rite Buk (@nameshiv) April 16, 2022


Don't Say Gay.

— Wajahat Ali (@WajahatAli) April 16, 2022


Tucker Carlson’s new video would have made Andy Warhol blush.

— NoelCaslerComedy (@caslernoel) April 16, 2022


Tucker Carlson has done a whole documentary encouraging his audience of men to tan their testicles with red light in order to reverse the damage of reduced testosterone caused by stupid libs and not eating enough meat.

This is not a joke tweet.

— Angelo Carusone (@GoAngelo) April 16, 2022

 

[evince]

This is so gay.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) April 16, 2022



Lol


I love it

 

[evince]

Jealous? Jealous of what? Every woman I've been with has told me my penis is exactly the correct size.

Me too

But then I’ve never “been” with a woman

 

[reagansghost]

Tucker's suckers love homoerotic art and Vladimir Putin, go hand-in-hand

and why IS that dude milking a cow.........any MAGA's out there who can explain this?

 

[LurchAddams]

Me too

But then I’ve never “been” with a woman

Hmm? Don't get it.

 

[AProudLefty]

I really like Tucker's ability to troll the loony left. I enjoy watching them go nuts about him.