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NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Hot on the heels of his first general presidential election performance, Republican nominee Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he would expand on something he mentioned during the debate. Trump announced that should he win the election in November, he will create a new presidential cabinet “by presidential decree” and he has already decided who will fill the role.
“My ten-year-old son Barron will be my new Secretary of The Cyber,” the alleged billionaire announced in front of his Trump Tower apartment Tuesday morning, “because if he can make the emails work on my phone, I know he can bring what it takes to win the Cyber. And we all know how important the Cyber is.”
Trump’s announcement comes less than twenty-four hours after his answer to a question on foreign policy led him to discuss the Cyber and just how important it was. Trump told the debate audience it was important for America to get “very tough on cyber.”
“Barron’s not just good with The Cyber either,” Trump said, “he’s always playing his X-Station or whatever and just like his dad, he wins. He wins big. Every game he plays on that videola machine of his he wins. He’ll bring that same winning attitude and tradition to the Cyber, you can bet on that.”
In addition to the Cyber, Trump said this morning that Americans are facing threats from “the economics” and “the crime.” He didn’t, however, see much use in Americans fretting over “the guns” or “the warming thing.”
NEW YORK, NEW YORK — Hot on the heels of his first general presidential election performance, Republican nominee Donald Trump told reporters this morning that he would expand on something he mentioned during the debate. Trump announced that should he win the election in November, he will create a new presidential cabinet “by presidential decree” and he has already decided who will fill the role.
“My ten-year-old son Barron will be my new Secretary of The Cyber,” the alleged billionaire announced in front of his Trump Tower apartment Tuesday morning, “because if he can make the emails work on my phone, I know he can bring what it takes to win the Cyber. And we all know how important the Cyber is.”
Trump’s announcement comes less than twenty-four hours after his answer to a question on foreign policy led him to discuss the Cyber and just how important it was. Trump told the debate audience it was important for America to get “very tough on cyber.”
“Barron’s not just good with The Cyber either,” Trump said, “he’s always playing his X-Station or whatever and just like his dad, he wins. He wins big. Every game he plays on that videola machine of his he wins. He’ll bring that same winning attitude and tradition to the Cyber, you can bet on that.”
In addition to the Cyber, Trump said this morning that Americans are facing threats from “the economics” and “the crime.” He didn’t, however, see much use in Americans fretting over “the guns” or “the warming thing.”