Oh, look at how excited you just got - your tiny unit must be at "full chub" right now!So you sucked both Trump and Putin?
No, but I can tell you're extremely curious!It's the only way you could compare dick sizes..
Actually I thought we cleared that up! I get "touched" plenty. Your problem is it's impossible, because in order to do it, a woman would have to wade through your putrid stench.I get it, no female would EVER willingly touch you.
I suppose things might work out with you if you could meet a woman with a missing nose!

= unhinged