Why hide? It'd be more fun to see you screaming about your rights to a couple of deputies. Also, I'm sure the pink penis cookies I have sent to you would be a great icebreaker with your new friends in jail.
Let's see you plead that story to a judge after the evidence you conveyed multiple threats then traveled to beat someone with the intent to put them in the hospital, if not kill them. I'm thinking you'd be good for ten years....longer if I died from my injuries...but then no pink penis cookies for you.
You eat pink penis cookies? Yeah, I can believe that. You can keep em'
Yep. You're the cry baby type. I've met them before...