Lmao, even after I graciously suggested you take your time because I'd be busy for a bit, your two-time letter to the editor “genius” delivers... nada. Just another senile stab at shade, cobbled together from some fever dream inspired by the landscapers outside your window? This ain’t cutting it, Rossy. How do I coax out the dazzling editorial prowess of a two-time letter to the editor writer?
On a side note, let’s talk your new moniker. I dubbed you Rossy the Biden for that befuddled Biden-esque drivel, but your latest tall tales scream Corn Pop, same Biden vibe, now with that extra delusional storyteller flair. Corn Pop suits you better, it’s got that unhinged, rolls-off-the-tongue charm, perfect for a fabulist like you.
So Corn Pop, here's to hoping you still have 'good days' and will finally show us all those two-time letter to the editor chops. I thought I might finally see it after exposing your ignorance on tariffs, but you just whimpered and did your usual act. Is there a topic you actually know anything about?