1. Absolutely no Russian polkas to be played at the White House entrance.
2. No Russian dancing at the official White House May Day celebration
3. Russian vodka is permitted, but no quarter playing, strictly enforced
4. Fishermen and bear hunters MUST wear shirts at all times
5. Captains of Russian and American nuclear subs, can no longer intern on the others ship, unless Sean Connery is moderating
6. Russian flyovers of US. destroyers are still allowed, but all jets must be fully armed
2. No Russian dancing at the official White House May Day celebration
3. Russian vodka is permitted, but no quarter playing, strictly enforced
4. Fishermen and bear hunters MUST wear shirts at all times
5. Captains of Russian and American nuclear subs, can no longer intern on the others ship, unless Sean Connery is moderating
6. Russian flyovers of US. destroyers are still allowed, but all jets must be fully armed