But you must agree you are great fun. It's not only the Chinese who laugh at you but almost the whole of Europe, a good proportion of the Middle East, particularly those who your former president considered his close friends. Beggar boys in the Sudan have been known to cast a wry smile in your direction and even those who you are killing in the name of freedom think you are a bunch of prats.
The Mexicans love you because you buy all their drugs and illegals take some of the burden from the Mexican government.
Please dont stop being arseholes. We love you for it.