I'd like to point out that you clearly believe that this makes sense.
... in your own lunatic mind. I'm sure you are certain that you made perfect sense to you. I have no doubt.
You are in a world of hurt. You must think that a weather forecast is "trolling."
I will do exactly that in November 2028, seeing as how you won't accept my crystal ball as an authoritative source.
Running away? Just because I'm talking to you from the relative safety of the observation booth does not mean I am somehow running away from you in the isolation cell. I promise you, I'm not going anywhere, and I've got you on CCTV so you have my complete attention. Hold up three fingers.
The corrections officers won't allow me in there to visit with you. You'll just have to speak clearly into the microphone.