Trump is bribing poor minorities to attend his military parade



Donald Trump has spent his political career insisting — without a shred of evidence — that his opponents are paying people to attend rallies, march in protests and vote


Which, of course, is rich coming from the guy who paid actors to attend the announcement of his presidential campaign in 2015, and whose billionaire fundraiser, Elon Musk, was sued for allegedly violating election laws by paying voters during the recent presidential campaign.




So, it makes sense that a jokester who would want to spoof the president would use the same gimmick.



Trump, allegedly fearful that attendance will be weak at his birthday-party military parade on Saturday in Washington, D.C., is offering to pay “seat fillers,” according to a Craigslist ad — which people are pretty sure isn’t legit.



Evidence that it’s likely a goof:



— The photo on the ad is a May Day Parade in red Square;



— The ad promises to pay individuals $1,000 in crypto, which could be a swipe at Trump’s meme coin scheme;



— The freelancers are encouraged to wear gold accessories, which undoubtedly is a finger-poke at Trump’s taste for golden gaudiness;



— And people of color and ethnic groups are assured of prime visibility, which is a jab at Trump’s penchant for placing Black and brown supporters in seats directly in the line of cameras during his rallies.



Here’s how the ad reads:



“T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat fillers will check in on the morning of June 14th at 9:00 a.m.Extras are required to wear Red, White and Blue clothing and will be provided a RED hat to wear. GOLD accessories are acceptable as well. The team will advise the extras where to stand or sit according to the line of sight from a VIP viewing platform area.Extras and Seat fillers will be paid a flat daily fee and will be provided a lunch of fast food and soda.We encourage people of color and ethnic groups to sign up for maximum perception control and these individuals will be prominently displayed on the televised broadcast and local viewing screens to be seen by the VIP platform.”



A number of Reddit users wrote that they were going to apply and, if the ad is legit, not show up.



The military parade commemorating the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary and coinciding with President Donald Trump’s 79th birthday will be a new spectacle for many Americans.



This will not be the first U.S. military parade. However, it is unusual outside of wartime, and Trump’s approach stands out compared to his predecessors.



The Army had long planned a celebration for its semi-quincentennial on June 14. Trump has wanted to preside over a grand military parade since his first presidency from 2017 to 2021. When he took office a second time, he found the ideal convergence and ratcheted the Pentagon’s plans into a full-scale military parade on his birthday.



The president, who is expected to speak in Washington as part of the affair, pitches the occasion as a way to celebrate U.S. power and service members’ sacrifice. But there are bipartisan concerns about the cost as well as concerns about whether Trump is blurring traditional understandings of what it means to be a civilian commander in chief.



The AP contributed to this report.
If all goes as plan, these negro's will be set to loot every damn venue disrupted by the law. Saturday is loot one get two free day for these nigg@.
 
Think about it...if you were hiring someone and you saw some of the posts here...;) Not only are you not getting the job...any job... you're not allowed to adopt a dog...;)
I'm happy to make that resume happen... i mean, all I have to do is say Good Morning...or post Bump...;)

Think about if someone knew what IRL clubs and groups you belong to, as well as online groups. What if they were to send them links to this forum and your posts here? o more "dog adoptions" for YOU.

Your silly threat is just a projection of your own paranoia. The only person whose real name you know on this forum is mine. Or are you also threatening to dox other forum people?
 
Acting like adults on the internet?

What a fun idea!
Maybe.
We'd know if we tried it.

Too bad we don't have,
beginning with myself,
the "contributors" to give it a good shot.

You want me to act like an adult
at a venue where Earl and Stone hang out?
A responsible adult would investigate until discovering who they are,
break both of their necks,
and then sell the video to Netflix.

No, the internat is a shit show
and our job is to fling the shit,
much more like monkeys than children.
 
I hope the "dog walk" didn't end as badly as the last one. :rofl2:

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This was probably the better search...happy to help out...;) https://www.yahoo.com/news/craigslist-ad-trump-military-parade-174041364.html.

That's hilarious! I love how you used Factcheck.org, a site you normally reject as "liberal." You actually believed this story might be true!

Why Toxic Is The Perfect MAGAT.,, gullibility! ^ ^ ^
 


Donald Trump has spent his political career insisting — without a shred of evidence — that his opponents are paying people to attend rallies, march in protests and vote


Which, of course, is rich coming from the guy who paid actors to attend the announcement of his presidential campaign in 2015, and whose billionaire fundraiser, Elon Musk, was sued for allegedly violating election laws by paying voters during the recent presidential campaign.




So, it makes sense that a jokester who would want to spoof the president would use the same gimmick.



Trump, allegedly fearful that attendance will be weak at his birthday-party military parade on Saturday in Washington, D.C., is offering to pay “seat fillers,” according to a Craigslist ad — which people are pretty sure isn’t legit.



Evidence that it’s likely a goof:



— The photo on the ad is a May Day Parade in red Square;



— The ad promises to pay individuals $1,000 in crypto, which could be a swipe at Trump’s meme coin scheme;



— The freelancers are encouraged to wear gold accessories, which undoubtedly is a finger-poke at Trump’s taste for golden gaudiness;



— And people of color and ethnic groups are assured of prime visibility, which is a jab at Trump’s penchant for placing Black and brown supporters in seats directly in the line of cameras during his rallies.



Here’s how the ad reads:



“T-Mellon Events is looking for seat fillers and extras to provide their time for space maximization and attendance perception for an event taking place in Washington DC on June 14th. Extras and Seat fillers will check in on the morning of June 14th at 9:00 a.m.Extras are required to wear Red, White and Blue clothing and will be provided a RED hat to wear. GOLD accessories are acceptable as well. The team will advise the extras where to stand or sit according to the line of sight from a VIP viewing platform area.Extras and Seat fillers will be paid a flat daily fee and will be provided a lunch of fast food and soda.We encourage people of color and ethnic groups to sign up for maximum perception control and these individuals will be prominently displayed on the televised broadcast and local viewing screens to be seen by the VIP platform.”



A number of Reddit users wrote that they were going to apply and, if the ad is legit, not show up.



The military parade commemorating the U.S. Army’s 250th anniversary and coinciding with President Donald Trump’s 79th birthday will be a new spectacle for many Americans.



This will not be the first U.S. military parade. However, it is unusual outside of wartime, and Trump’s approach stands out compared to his predecessors.



The Army had long planned a celebration for its semi-quincentennial on June 14. Trump has wanted to preside over a grand military parade since his first presidency from 2017 to 2021. When he took office a second time, he found the ideal convergence and ratcheted the Pentagon’s plans into a full-scale military parade on his birthday.



The president, who is expected to speak in Washington as part of the affair, pitches the occasion as a way to celebrate U.S. power and service members’ sacrifice. But there are bipartisan concerns about the cost as well as concerns about whether Trump is blurring traditional understandings of what it means to be a civilian commander in chief.



The AP contributed to this report.
LOL Gotta love the Internet!

That ad should be taken as seriously as Pedo Don's tweets. :)
 
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