The Constitution has been constantly violated for decades with almost no one caring, it is almost dead now, come early next year it may well be all the way dead.
President-elect Biden agrees, HAWKEYE10, and says to you and the American public....
"Yes, Hawkeye10, you've got it dead right ! My incoming Cabinet is already working on a new draft Constitution for the 21st century ! We are using a blend of Critical Theory, Postmodern Theory and some cutting-edge Queer Theory to replace the old, out-dated Constitution of 1788 with something new and kwell. Something more suited to the challenging and fast- changing times that we live in. It will be like a "woke", politically correct, inclusive, EQUITY-focused, multicultural, LGBTQI re-write of the original 1844 version of "
The Communist Manifesto". I have great confidence that it will deliver "Power to the People, Right On" !!
AMERICAN PUBLIC: "Boooooo!!! Boooooo!!! Booooooo!!! Booooooo !!! We love TRUMP!!!! We love TRUMP !!!! We love TRUMP !!!!
PRESIDENT-ELECT "SLEEPY JOE" BIDEN : "Aw, "C'mon, man !! You folks know this could reunite the nation. What do
you think, Vice President - Elect Kah-Mah-Lah Skanky Ho" ? Would you like to say something ?
VP-ELECT KAH-MAH-LAH HO:"Yo Yes Sir, da Constitution iz nuttin' but the tyranny o' dem, slave-holding, whitey, Anglo homies, da Founding Fathers. I say we's shred dat motha this ver' day, President Biden" !
AMERICAN PUBLIC: Booooo!!!! Booooo!!!!! Boooo!!!! Skanky Ho!!!!! Skanky Ho !!!!!! Skanky Ho !!!!!!!!!
PRESIDENT-ELECT "SLEEPY JOE" BIDEN "I totally agree.... ahh.....S- Sen - Senator Sanders !.... whoops (heh, heh) ! - I mean,
Senator Harris, of course. Heh, Heh, Heh !! (I'll get it right one day, folks) ! Getting back to the Constitution, I expect to be signing an Executive Order,- that's being drafted as we speak,- by no later than the 15th of December this year. This Executive Order will direct that all copies (physical, electronic, digital or otherwise) of the original, 1788, Constitution be destroyed by 31st January, 2021 . After that date anyone found in possession of a copy of the 1788 Constitution in whatever form: printed paper, text stored in any kind of electronic or digital device, etc) will arrested and transferred to a secure government re-education complex where they will be required to attend daily corrective, didactic sessions delivered by: Maxine Waters; the Honorable Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez; Chuck Schumer and Speaker of the House, Nany Pelosi and the Honorable Ilhan Omar, for a period of 30 days. At the end of this time a two hour pencil- and- paper examination will given to all inmates. Those failing the examination will be required to reattend the next 30- day lecture course that is scheduled, and so on, until they have managed to pass the examination.
AMERICAN PUBLIC: Booooo!!!! Boooooooo!!!! Boooooo!!! Boooooo!!!!! LOCK HIM UP !!! LOCK HIM UP !!!! LOCK HIM UP !!!!!!
PRESIDENT-ELECT "SLEEPY JOE" BIDEN: "Are there any questions from the Press" ?
CNN JOURNALIST JIM ACOSTA: "President Biden; FBI Director Wray has just announced that a large trove of recently- discovered new evidence has now been validated as one hundred percent authentic and that this material confirms, in sum, that your son, Hunter Biden, has never once done anything illegal in his entire life. It now appears that all the allegations of wrong-doing on your son's part respecting his business dealings in the Ukraine, China and Russia that have circulated in the right-wing media were in fact entirely false. Speaker Pelosi held a Press conference this morning on Capitol Hill where she stated that the allegations made against your son were (quote) " all wicked lies" and part of ,(quote), "an extensive and dastardly smear campaign run by the Trump administration that was intended to damage President-Elect Biden politically before the election". Have you any comments to make on this, Sir."
PRESIDENT-ELECT "SLEEPY JOE" BIDEN: "Well, Jim, I thank Speaker Pelosi for her staunch support - its great to see that the truth has finally come out after all this time. As you know, I've always maintained that the vicious allegations made against my son, Hunter Biden, were nothing but pure Trump
MALARKY, and now I've been vindicated It's a good feeling ! In terms of a formal comment: you know, all I really have to say is - well... its a funny old thing, Jim - but I've been around quite a few years you know, I'm no spring chicken y'know (heh, heh); and I've learned a thing or two about life along the way. One thing I learned is that no matter how hard the bad guys try to stop it - no matter how many evil-doers might try to suppress it - the
TRUTH always comes out in the end." In this case. Jim, I'm very humbled to believe that the hand of divine
providence, has indeed, directly intervened.
ACOSTA: Just one more quick question, Sir, - is it true that chocolate is your favorite milkshake flavor, and is it true that you have one shake every day at lunch"?
PRESIDENT-ELECT "SLEEPY JOE" BIDEN: "Well, there's a couple of questions there, Jim, so I'll address them in order. Yes, it's true that vanilla is my favorite milkshake favor, and - this may be a bit controversial - but yes , it's true that I drink one super-sized shake every day around lunch time."
ACOSTA: SUPER-SIZED ??!!!!
PRESIDENT-ELECT "SLEEPY JOE" BIDEN: That's all for today folks - no more questions. (Totters slowly off stage supported by a DNC flunky).
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