My sister just gave me her scenario for the perfect Christmas:
Trump and Vance are having lunch together and Trump starts choaking on a large bite of hamburger. Vance rushes over to try to dislodge the mass from the president's throat. The Secret Service crew hear a commotion and rush into the room...and misread what is happening...with neither Trump nor Vance surviving what happens as a result.
Rather extreme, I acknowledge. But...