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Trump will invade Venezuela.
That's not possible. The US might very well enter Venezuela but it won't be an invasion. The recognized head of state,
María Corina Machado, Venezuealan opposition leader and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, totally approves of Trump bringing the smackdown to Maduro and to all violent criminals in Venezuela.

Trump has the key to the city and the green light. All this precludes any "invasion."

It's part of the Americas and Trump wants their oil.
Nope. You apparently haven't been paying attention.

We got our ass kicked in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Ukraine, so Trump will bring back the Monroe Doctrine.
Remind me how we got out ass kicked in Iraq?
 
Trump will invade Venezuela. It's part of the Americas and Trump wants their oil. We got our ass kicked in Afghanistan, Iraq, and Ukraine, so Trump will bring back the Monroe Doctrine.
Oh wow, groundbreaking take, bro: 'He just wants their oil.' Truly the Sherlock Holmes of X-dot-com. Never mind that America is now the world’s biggest oil and gas producer, pumping so much we literally export the stuff while your Prius runs on fairy dust. Never mind we went from begging OPEC for scraps to telling the Middle East to pound sand, all because Trump turned the environmental scam machine off for eight glorious years.

He’s not rolling tanks into Venezuela for a couple rusty barrels even Biden wouldn’t touch. He’s going in to bury Maduro’s narco-regime six feet under and stop the flood of fentanyl that’s been pouring across the border like a broken fire hose, killing a hundred thousand Americans a year. Human lives, not black gold, are the resource he’s protecting. But sure, keep parroting the same 2003 Iraq War bullshit the media’s been recycling every time a Republican looks at a map.

You sound exactly like the blue-haired libtards: gulping down clickbait headlines, then vomiting the talking points without a single receipt. If you’re gonna push these stoned-teenager conspiracy memes, at least bring a screenshot, a document, a quote, something that isn’t just vibes and bong resin.

Come on Goat, I thought you were better than this cheap shit.
 
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