Yeah they were dropped in NY, which is good because I was being blamed for it.  Part of my family is bug fuck nuts.  One of them started yelling at me incoherently about Nancy Pelosi's hair.  I was having a party, so hadn't been paying attention to the news that week, because I was busy shopping to feed their stupid ass.  You can imagine my confusion, since I never noticed anything so awful about Nancy's hair?  So I didn't understand this meltdown was because Nancy Pelosi got a blowout.  Bad news for Darla.  I had another drink and dreamed of the day I could get a blowout, and then that day came and my hair looked so good, it didn't matter who was ranting about what.  I have really nice hair.  I never brag, but I really do.  
And every time Cuomo had a press conference I was accused of wanting to sex him. As if! I like a pretty face, sue me. That whole "Cuomosexual" thing was also bad news for Darla.
				
			And every time Cuomo had a press conference I was accused of wanting to sex him. As if! I like a pretty face, sue me. That whole "Cuomosexual" thing was also bad news for Darla.
	