Top 15 degrees for starting salary

[Topspin]

you know they say that one night of doing K can pull someone out of a depression.

so will a couple days of burning tree

 

[Chapdog]

so will a couple days of burning tree

hey what did i tell you. only I (me being the government) can tell you what drugs should be legal or illegal and that you can buy to treat your ailments.

 

[uscitizen]

Hey a bottle of DR. Flotsams elixer will fix anything that ails ya.

 

[Cypress]

Not sure why anyone would settle for just one degree, but hey math and science knuckle heads.

Yeah, but engineering? Yuck! And what the hell is a "systems engineer" anyway.

I'd like to get a third degree, either in arab linguistics, or in enology. That way, if I ever need a another career I can work at the CIA or at a wine vineyard. But, enology sounds a tad sketchy, given my alcohol problem.

 

[Topspin]

Yeah, but engineering? Yuck! And what the hell is a "systems engineer" anyway.

I'd like to get a third degree, either in arab linguistics, or in enology. That way, if I ever need a another career I can work at the CIA or at a wine vineyard. But, enology sounds a tad sketchy, given my alcohol problem.

I tried to get Texaco to pay for a law degree after they paid for the MBA, my finance manager balked.
Engineers make the cash, I find them second in wierdness to the rock sniffers.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I tried to get Texaco to pay for a law degree after they paid for the MBA, my finance manager balked.
Engineers make the cash, I find them second in wierdness to the rock sniffers.

lim x -> 1 (d/dx ((ln(x^2-x/3)/2) - (1.5)

 

[leaningright]

lim x -> 1 (d/dx ((ln(x^2-x/3)/2) - (1.5)

Got to love that Calculus and people who can do it huh. Admittedly, some are a bit weird.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

lim x -> 1 (d/dx ((ln(x^2-x/3)/2) - (1.5) = watermark is gay

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

lim x -> 1 (d/dx ((ln(x^2-x/3)/2) - (1.5) = watermark is gay

Actually its equal 1; i.e. I was responding to his statement with "true".

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Actually it equal 1; i.e. I was responding to his statement with "true".

like i said....it equals watermark is gay....thus TRUE

thanks for proving that!

 

[Cypress]

I tried to get Texaco to pay for a law degree after they paid for the MBA, my finance manager balked.
Engineers make the cash, I find them second in wierdness to the rock sniffers.

Dude, you were getting greedy. Texaco ain't paying for TWO degrees

Ugh, how the hell does anyone make it through an MBA program. I'd rather get waterboarded than sit through that accounting and management torture. More power to you bro, to each their own.

You know, I thought about getting a law degree. It would make me totally unstoppable in my career. But, I'm just to freaking busy with work, and I'd have to find a very specific law program to suit my needs.

How's LSU law?

HaHa, j/k, I know they must suck!

 

[Minister of Truth]

UW has an awesome pharma program, and I know several people who are in it. Nice! Of course, with the #1 dental program, its obviously a good institution wherever putting stuff in your mouth is concerned.

Oh, and Business Administration PWNED!!