This week in Trump World

PostmodernFool said:
I'll bet BucKKKle is still demonstrating he's antagonistic........
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You lose the bet asshole.
You are still demonstrating your childish inability to face up to your own mortality as you seek refuge from reality in the comforts afforded by first century goat fucker mythology.
Fully immersed in bullshit.
I'm just pointing it out.
LMFAO!
 
It has been confirmed that satirizing Donald J Trump and family along with his presidential staff is too easy. The entire presidency is a satire of American comedic dimensions. 'Being There' best exemplifies DJT rise to power, but you'd need to add in 'Wall Street', 'Dr Strangelove' and 'All in the Family' as footnotes.

"No, I can definitely say the president is not a liar." Sarah Huckabee Sanders

It was sunny on my inauguration, God knew whose day it was.
Three million illegals voted for Hillary and I still won the popular vote.
I was wire tapped, Hillary and Barack are seen in a video setting it up.
I accomplished so much in my first 100 days left me time for golf.
How about my great cabinet taking loyalty oaths to me, not to anyone but me.
I don't even know who James Comey is?
I do have tapes of my conversation with some one who may have been James Comey.
I've loved Russia since they bailed me out from bankruptcy.
As soon as I sue all the women who accused me of improper behavior I'll be even more richer.
I may even help build that Wall, you know the one, a great great wall started on day one.
Healthcare is coming soon, it will be so good so good you won't need it.
The FBI confirmed no collusion I don't even know where Russia is.
My favorability rating are the highest in American history maybe world history.
I am the greatest president in only four months and will be greater next month.
I know exactly what covfefe means.
I never ever ever lie, never.

http://www.politifact.com/personalities/donald-trump/statements/byruling/false/
https://pen.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/PEN_Trump_Truth_v3_low-res.pdf
 
Chauncey Gardiner aka DJT Tweets

Can you imagine me president
I feel like I've been here all my life
I only bleach shirts
Watch jobs grow and grow and grow
I like to watch myself on TV
Healthcare is like the sun
I'm going to watch TV
I can't write I can't read
All jobs need is water the right amount of water
I am the rose among so much poison ivy
As long as the roots are OK America will be OK
Hammers are for mending fences not phones
With proper watering America will blossom
I like to watch
Too much sun burns the plants
At night the plants rest like me
I wear a hat in the rose garden
I talk and they listen
These people are so nice to me

"Going around under an umbrella interferes with one's looking up at the sky." Jerzy Kosinski

http://lithub.com/rebecca-solnit-the-loneliness-of-donald-trump/

"Mere absurdity has never prevented the triumph of bad ideas, if they accord with easily aroused fantasies." Anthony Daniels
 
People Tweet Pres Trump - List One

Ed note: The seriousness or even legitimacy of these complementary and suggestive tweets cannot be determined but many do contain praise, advice, thoughts, and useful ideas. As the editors built this list, it was determined subsequent lists will be necessary.

Some republican may be playing you so they can rob the bank and then blame you, watch out for them.
Thomas, Alito, and now Gorsuch three flunkies, two to go, great great work!
Just blame the democrats and Obama, your fans will believe they want to believe.
Sixty percent of Americans think you're dishonest keep up the good work!
Forty straight days of lying and they actually claimed you weren't a republican!
You should write a book on how to lie your way to the president of the USA, the art of the lie.
My mom says you are a shallow man, a family that lives on the surface and has no depth or care of another.
It's not your fault poor people didn't have rich parent like you, is it?
Keep em busy with distractions, next tell them you know where the FBI is hiding Roswell alien remains.
People should stop calling you appallingly ignorant you are president aren't you voters are smart aren't they!
Your fans are too busy to check if you are lying or making excuses, keep it up.
Each week make it some special named week like tech week infrastructure week security week keep them guessing.
Keep MSM busy looking for evidence with made up tweets about Hillary Obama.
Continue to keep MSM busy while our people take from the poor and reward the rich.
No worry without healthcare they'll die soon if they have pre-existing health problems, dead people can't vote.
Can I work with Russia like Jared and you do and make lots of money too?
Donald 40 straight days of lying darn I'm jealous, Guinness book here you come.
You're starting to look too old and out of shape next to Melania, the gym calls stay away from politics.
Love your hair, if Melania dumps you I'm available 690 555 4321 just call.
Promise them anything they'll believe so long as you blame others for everything.
Love your use of superlatives while providing your deplorables nothing but fancy signatures.

"The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it." John Stuart Mill
 
I see 'Above Plain Politics' has turned into a right wing circle jerk, sad. No intelligent commentary, kinda ironic. One must fabricate and post BS to post there, consistent with someone we know.

Donnie John Tweets Dumb America

I love rallies just me and my adulation groupies.
Who needs Russian help Americans are dumb enough already.
I say any thing and they believe ain't my fans great.
How about my tax for me and wealthy friends great great tax plan.
Sorry about that imaginary great great healthcare It was all talk anyway.
Trumpcare works, millions more uninsured I'll blame the dems and my people will believe.
Like all my business failures so long as I get out OK all is OK.
I know I'm a draft dodger, serving the country is for others I serve me.
Don't blame me for all my lying that started right from the beginning they follow still.
Poor healthcare saves money who needs to take care of sick people anyway.
Listen I know the Wall improvement started with the last administrator my fans don't know that.
Price got caught Price got caught what a dummy I'm smarter, they excuse me.
Forget my swamp talk it was like everything, just talk, my followers follow.
Like how now I even have a four star general lying, great great lie Kelly.
Niger was intelligence error with Hillary gone we have to blame intelligence now.
No more Hillary and Obama to blame but we still do. Big smile, great great.
Private email who cares that was just stuff to use on Hillary not republicans.
Jared was just engaging his feminine side when he registered as a woman.
Listen Puerto Rico is an island and they are hard to get to aren't they, lots of water.
Tax relief for me and mine ain't that making some Americans great.
No worries folks you'll have great healthcare in the next life, just wait.
How about my inauguration getting into the Guinness book as largest ever.
I'm signing an EA that says a president can't lie even if he is lying.
Oh and I won the popular vote too just count all the dummies in the rural areas.

Editor's Note: The editors cannot confirm the veracity of any of these tweets but given nothing Donnie says is true does it really matter.

See here too: https://www.justplainpolitics.com/s...Tweeting-Donald-America&p=2008504#post2008504

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-m...hecking-john-kelly-frederica-wilsons-2015-sp/

"Figure things out for yourself. Spend more time on long articles. Subsidize investigative journalism by subscribing to print media. Realize that some of what is on the internet is there to harm you. Learn about sites that investigate propaganda campaigns (some of which comes from abroad). Take responsibility for what you communicate with others." Lesson 11 From 'On Tyranny'

"This is the secret of propaganda: Those who are to be persuaded by it should be completely immersed in the ideas of the propaganda, without ever noticing that they are being immersed in it." Joseph Goebbels
 
Getin the ring said:
you gotta love This Trump guy. IF, IF you are a true blooded American, hearing a leader tell it like it is, is so refreshing.

Even his own party is just now starting to get used to it. They see the light so to speak.

GOD BLESS AMERICA
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umm, no.
Trump is being repudiated at every level.
Why do you hate honesty?
 
midcan5 said:
I see 'Above Plain Politics' has turned into a right wing circle jerk, sad. No intelligent commentary, kinda ironic. One must fabricate and post BS to post there, consistent with someone we know.
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Good to see you've adjusted your standards to posting in Current Events since you're incapable of following the rules in APP:good4u:
As the last Mohican on this board to be a Hillary apologist I'm curious to know what your take is on the latest revelations about her campaign paying for lawyers to collude with Russians to dig up that selacious and false dossier about Russian prostitutes peeing on Trump . I'd also like to know your thoughts on hrc having the gall to go on an excuses tour and excuses book tour that primarily blames Russian collusion without a shred of evidence after a yr. and a half of investigations knowing full well her own campaign colluded with Russians .
The rest of the world now sees her for what many of us either already saw or strongly suspected - she's a lying , vindictive, angry, delusional, power hungry liar and at best a borderline criminal.
So what do you think, Liberace?
 
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How about those Democrats winning. As Donnie John would say, great great great, well maybe not. LOL

Donnie John Tweets His Best Best Pals

All my best sycophants sure know how to please me, ain't that great great great.
Breitbart is the best, thousands of Americans and Russians praising my every deception.
Ain't Fox great, they make fake news even faker but I luv em so, just luv em.
Devin Nunes is a dunce but he my dunce, luv my dunces they follow, good good work Nevin.
Chief of Staff John F. Kelly is a real gift honoring Robert E. Lee and condoning slavery as a State matter.
And how about my tweet and now another sycophant, Trey Gowdy will investigate uranium, email, and whatever I tweet.
Ain't Brian Kilmeade the greatest when he puts on that serious looks like he really cares about the truth.
Tucker Carlson even looks more serious as he presents complete BS what a face huh, luv him so.
Right-wing radio sycophants luv em luv em luv em, Mike Gallagher especially, my fans and followers.
Luv that Stuart Varney we give the rich more money and the poor nothing luv u Stu keep it up.
Judge Jeanine always so outraged luv the outrage and luv it's all for me, what great faces she makes.
Ever read Breitbart comments they are the bestest, full of hate, congratulating hate, they sure want to MAGA.
Sean Hannity is the best love his dreamy accolades about me, bromance we ain't gay even when we look it, just luv him.
Fox and Friends show them legs that distracts from the nonsense they present as news and they luv me too.
Sarah ain't she the bestest, nothing no matter how absurd isn't smiled at and made normal.
Tomi Lahren she's kinda hot but so whiny so whiny, but she loves me too all women luv me i love them too.
And I gotta thank my democrat friends they still think people think while I play the voters for suckers.
I even love China now that they cheered me, not just Russian, I love em they should copy me make China great again, I'm funny too.
Republicans and my media keep blaming the Clintons and Obama, keeps my fans happy, hate works the best.
By the way what does sycophant mean is it like the bestest fan or reporter just for me?


Editors Note: People like to think they are rational beings but the rise of Trump proves again how wrong reason can be. Reason missed this boat this election.

"...But her briefings are breathtaking — certainly this week’s were. For some 20 minutes every afternoon, down is up, paralysis is progress, enmity is harmony, stupid is smart, villain is victim, disgrace is honor, plutocracy is populism and Hillary Clinton colluded with Russia if anyone would summon the nerve to investigate her (because, you know, that never, ever happens). I watch and listen with sheer awe." https://www.nytimes.com/2017/11/03/opinion/sunday/sarah-huckabee-sanders-kelly.html


"President-elect Trump seems incapable of experiencing humility. Despite the multiple bankruptcies, the failed businesses, the failed marriages, he seems to maintain an impenetrable self-regard." https://www.insidehighered.com/blogs/just-visiting/donald-trump-our-dumbest-president

I Know Why Poor Whites Chant Trump, Trump, Trump' Jonna Ivin
http://www.stirjournal.com/2016/04/01/i-know-why-poor-whites-chant-trump-trump-trump/



"Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life. Thus people haunted by the purposelessness of their lives try to find a new content not only by dedicating themselves to a holy cause but also by nursing a fanatical grievance." Eric Hoffer
 
The Historic Tweets of Donnie John Trump

Today's American holiday spirit tweeted to you care of the president of the United States.

Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for the Trumps.
Lying is as American as Apple pie and Thanksgiving.
Give me liberty or best of all golf time at Bedminster anytime all the time.
I have but one life to live and Mar-a-Lago is now paid for by American taxes.
I love my freedom I love my hotels I love myself.
He loves his country best who stays at Trump properties.
If you are ashamed to stand by your colors I have a nice hat for sale too.
America was not built on fear but it sure helped me get elected.
Oh and America was not built on hate and ditto above.
I believe America was built on the Judeo-Christian ethic and my wives past and present do too.
The American, by nature, is optimistic, so our tax plan will trickle down this time.
True independence and freedom can only exist in buying and wearing my hats.
I regret I have only one weekend each week to spend golfing on the taxpayer's dime.
Patriotism is easy to understand in America; it mean believing everything I say.
I like to see a man proud of the place in which he lives and best if stays often at Trump hotels.
Nobody will ever deprive the American people of the right to vote except republicans and Kris.
The American Dream is that anyone, despite their background can be an American unless I decide otherwise.
Change is the law of life, and with a few more judges Trump law.
Obedience of the law is demanded; not asked as a favor, unless you're a Trump.
American history is longer, larger, more various, more beautiful, now that the Trumps are in charge.

Have a nice holiday America and thanks for your support but better yet the money, we'll be spending our holiday on your tax dollars at Mar-a-Lago, so thanks again for your vote and for your belief in my great great speeches. Oh and if you have to work during the holidays just think your taxes will be supporting your great great president. Time to hit the tees again, see you....


“To abandon facts is to abandon freedom. If nothing is true, then no one can criticize power, because there is no basis upon which to do so. If nothing is true, then all is spectacle. The biggest wallet pays for the most blinding lights.” Timothy Snyder, On Tyranny
 
The Prayer Tweets Of Donnie John

Now I lay me down to sleep sure hope I can think of some mean tweets.
Bless my spirit as I roam the world looking for places to build hotels.
Lord please protect Mar-a-Lago, my taxpayer funded winter White House with golf course.
God watches ever by my side, and guides my shot another par.
God is great! God is good! Let us thank God for all my fans that still believe.
Heavenly Father, thank You for Your guidance on our great great tax plan for the rich, your special children.
Lord he's a pedophile but think of all the money a tax reduction will bring to your churches.
Day is done, gone the sun, all is well, how about some chocolate cake.
Show me the way, show me to the path, show me the way to MacDonalds.
God in heaven hear my prayer, bless those who love me most, my lawyers.
May angels watch me through the night and inspire in me great tweets.
Lord the Pences are yokels but his pious beliefs sure helped get your base aboard.
Please help Hope Hicks remember my steamer, God.
In the name of Kentucky's Fried chicken, Lord please keep it hot and fresh.
Blessed be Trump tower and any other structures that now provides tax free money.
Thou I walk in the shadow of death or rain, golf time comes first.
Dear God after me I love you next and will make heaven great too.
Let me be aware of your presence and how about stopping this Russian stuff.
Thank you for the world so sweet where everything is my family's treat.
God of Light and Truth, thank you for giving me so much time for golf.
Now I rise from a sound sleep here comes some spirited tweets.

"If God listened to the prayers of men, all men would quickly have perished: for they are forever praying for evil against one another." Epicurus

https://www.justplainpolitics.com/showthread.php?81925-Keep-Tweeting-Donald-America
 
Right said:
Haters gotta hate, Midcan. And that's all on you.
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Hate, don't even know the word. I'm sorry that satire is above your pay grade and that honest, albeit ironic, reporting on your savior bothers you. You know what did surprise me recently, USA Today. When I heard the quote below I thought wow, that can't be, but no, it was true. Some people are catching on, maybe one day you too will throw off your chains and think for yourself. Best of luck.

"A president who'd all but call a senator a whore is unfit to clean toilets in Obama's presidential library or to shine George W. Bush's shoes: Our view." USA Today 12/12/17

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opin...hit-rock-bottom-editorials-debates/945947001/
 
midcan5 said:
Hate, don't even know the word. I'm sorry that satire is above your pay grade and that honest, albeit ironic, reporting on your savior bothers you. You know what did surprise me recently, USA Today. When I heard the quote below I thought wow, that can't be, but no, it was true. Some people are catching on, maybe one day you too will throw off your chains and think for yourself. Best of luck.
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Deny, deny, hater. It's thick in your posts.
 
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