canceled.2021.1
#AMERICAISDEAD
One rainy evening a young black boy of 12 years old with a 4.0 average was leisurely strolling through a neighborhood eating some candy while on his way to a youth ministry to help disadvantaged children cure their addiction to drugs.
Suddenly he was rushed upon by a big, burly WHITE man who yelled "Hey, you motherfuckin cocksuckin nigger coon porch monkey! Get the fuck out of my fuckin neighborhood"
They young 12 year old boy was startled and feared for his life. He took off running and called his girlfriend to say "I am not doing anything wrong and this man is accosting me, I don't know what to do"
Meanwhile the big burly white guy tore through the neighborhood trying to find the young, innocent black boy and meanwhile called the cops who said "Please do no bother that black boy. You stay in your car. That's an order"
The big burly white guy said "Fuck that! I wanna kill a nigger. Those fuckin niggers always get away"
Suddenly, the big burly WHITE man cornered the fearful young black boy of 12 and said "What the fuck you doin in my neighborhood nigger?"
The young 12 year old black boy said in a terrified tone "Dear sir, I am lost. I am on my way to help inner city addicts. Would you like some Skittles"
The big burly WHITE guy knocked the Skittles out of his hand and said "Don't get smart with me bitch"
Just then the big burly WHITE guy pulled out an AK47 and shot the young 12 year old at point blank range 900 times with thirty 30 round magazines. The young 12 year olds body crumpled and fell to the ground.
The big burly WHITE guy stood over the dead body and said "You punks won't get away anymore. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Just then the police arrived. They looked at the big burly WHITE guy and said "Well, it looks like our job is done here. Good job"
The End
Now, I know that this little satire will offend the shit out of some. I hope it does. It is meant to. Because while this is an over the top representation of what happened that horrible evening, it might as well be what BAC and Desh tell. They are no more truthful about what happened than this was.
Suddenly he was rushed upon by a big, burly WHITE man who yelled "Hey, you motherfuckin cocksuckin nigger coon porch monkey! Get the fuck out of my fuckin neighborhood"
They young 12 year old boy was startled and feared for his life. He took off running and called his girlfriend to say "I am not doing anything wrong and this man is accosting me, I don't know what to do"
Meanwhile the big burly white guy tore through the neighborhood trying to find the young, innocent black boy and meanwhile called the cops who said "Please do no bother that black boy. You stay in your car. That's an order"
The big burly white guy said "Fuck that! I wanna kill a nigger. Those fuckin niggers always get away"
Suddenly, the big burly WHITE man cornered the fearful young black boy of 12 and said "What the fuck you doin in my neighborhood nigger?"
The young 12 year old black boy said in a terrified tone "Dear sir, I am lost. I am on my way to help inner city addicts. Would you like some Skittles"
The big burly WHITE guy knocked the Skittles out of his hand and said "Don't get smart with me bitch"
Just then the big burly WHITE guy pulled out an AK47 and shot the young 12 year old at point blank range 900 times with thirty 30 round magazines. The young 12 year olds body crumpled and fell to the ground.
The big burly WHITE guy stood over the dead body and said "You punks won't get away anymore. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Just then the police arrived. They looked at the big burly WHITE guy and said "Well, it looks like our job is done here. Good job"
The End
Now, I know that this little satire will offend the shit out of some. I hope it does. It is meant to. Because while this is an over the top representation of what happened that horrible evening, it might as well be what BAC and Desh tell. They are no more truthful about what happened than this was.