The thuggery of Argentina’s Falklands claim

The Dude said:
Please reference Dunkirk where Germany kicked your ass by a landslide. Only when big brothers America and Russia settled the score did you stop throwing your ass in the air for fritz to pound.
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Is that the best you have, Dunkirk? That wasn't even a bloody defeat! ha ha We sent a small expeditionary force onto the continent to try to re-enforce the French. When we realised the French would fold faster than an Argie on Goose Green, we did the sensible thing and pulled out, so we could fight again. And fight we did. Whilst the US was umming and ahhing about joining the fight against Nazi evil and making a tidy profit from both sides, and Russia held a peace treaty with Germany we held the line for the free world. During the battle of Britain, the RAF, a quarter the size of the Luftewaffe, defeated them, turning the tide of the war. In North Africa, Monty's Eighth army turned back Rommell and put him on the run. Only then did the US even get involved, and Russia only got involved when Hitler was about 3 blocks from Moscow. You should thank us. We saved your backside during WWII.
 
You evangelical Atheists are quite the religious nuts, trying to get us all on the same belief system. Jerks you are.
 
Damocles said:
You evangelical Atheists are quite the religious nuts, trying to get us all on the same belief system. Jerks you are.
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Just spreading the good word! I just feel for you guys, living in the darkness that is theism. Come on into the light! :) I'm sure you know the old phrase about atheism being to religion what bald is to hair colours. But I'm not bitiing Damo. My missus won't let me debate religion anymore. Its too all-consuming.
 
AnyOldIron said:
Hello! Hope you are well. Just a fleeting visit. Got to avoid getting into an argument about religion, or it will be back to JPP for 15 hours a day and that's not healthy. :)
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I'm Watermark, BTW. Me and a few other people at the site have adopted the practice of randomly choosing a theme and changing all of our names based on it. Current theme is civil war generals.
 
AnyOldIron said:
Its always a one sided relationship, though. He never calls, never writes, never does anything for me. Its almost as if he isn't there......
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No no my child, I am just a busy mother fucker. It doesn't mean I don't love you. I do. As I do all my children. Except for Sean Penn of course because he is a giant douche bag.
 
AnyOldIron said:
Is that the best you have, Dunkirk? That wasn't even a bloody defeat! ha ha We sent a small expeditionary force onto the continent to try to re-enforce the French. When we realised the French would fold faster than an Argie on Goose Green, we did the sensible thing and pulled out, so we could fight again. And fight we did. Whilst the US was umming and ahhing about joining the fight against Nazi evil and making a tidy profit from both sides, and Russia held a peace treaty with Germany we held the line for the free world. During the battle of Britain, the RAF, a quarter the size of the Luftewaffe, defeated them, turning the tide of the war. In North Africa, Monty's Eighth army turned back Rommell and put him on the run. Only then did the US even get involved, and Russia only got involved when Hitler was about 3 blocks from Moscow. You should thank us. We saved your backside during WWII.
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Qtr million Tommie's pissing thier pants at Dunkirk. Us aid in Africa prevented the same fate.
You didn't hit europe again till Russia put them on the canvass.
 
GOD said:
No no my child, I am just a busy mother fucker. It doesn't mean I don't love you. I do. As I do all my children. Except for Sean Penn of course because he is a giant douche bag.
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You can't be that busy. I mean, what is there to do in heaven, once you have listened to the harps, ignored the prayers, had a chat to Jesus? Surely you could spare two minutes to come down to earth and make it so bleeding obvious you exist, Atheists such as myself will bow down and worship you. On that matter, if you are so strong and powerful and secure, why do you feel the need for praise?
 
Qtr million Tommie's pissing thier pants at Dunkirk. Us aid in Africa prevented the same fate.
You didn't hit europe again till Russia put them on the canvass.
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Who pissed themselves? You can't successfully evacuate 250'000 men if you are panicking. Orderly. Calm. British. And it wasn't aid, we paid for every item of kit we bought from the US. We didn't get anything from the US. The huge bollocks of the 8th Army during the battle of El Alamein turned back Rommel in N Africa. If the Argies had half such a pair of balls between them in '82 maybe they wouldn't have been battered so easily. From 8000 miles away.
 
AnyOldIron said:
You can't be that busy. I mean, what is there to do in heaven, once you have listened to the harps, ignored the prayers, had a chat to Jesus? Surely you could spare two minutes to come down to earth and make it so bleeding obvious you exist, Atheists such as myself will bow down and worship you. On that matter, if you are so strong and powerful and secure, why do you feel the need for praise?
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you old atheists are really arrogant. The poor guy just told you how busy he is and you immediately tell him to stop what he is doing and come down to do a song and dance for you? You better hope you aren't interrupting his work on world peace.
 
Superfreak said:
you old atheists are really arrogant. The poor guy just told you how busy he is and you immediately tell him to stop what he is doing and come down to do a song and dance for you? You better hope you aren't interrupting his work on world peace.
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Arrogance is a beautiful thing, when done well.

If he is working on world peace he is taking his sweet time about it. Is he just a little lazy? I'm not asking for much, just a two minute appearance once in the last two thousand years. He was always popping up in the old testament days, then you couldn't open a supermarket without him arriving and burning some poor defenseless bush but since he has been as absent as someone very absent indeed.
 
AnyOldIron said:
Arrogance is a beautiful thing, when done well.

If he is working on world peace he is taking his sweet time about it. Is he just a little lazy? I'm not asking for much, just a two minute appearance once in the last two thousand years. He was always popping up in the old testament days, then you couldn't open a supermarket without him arriving and burning some poor defenseless bush but since he has been as absent as someone very absent indeed.
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Maybe you're the one missing the announcements of where he's going to be appearing. :)
 
USFREEDOM911 said:
Maybe you're the one missing the announcements of where he's going to be appearing. :)
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Surely, as he is omnipotent he could appear everywhere? Can he only appear in one place at a time because he has to get everywhere by bus? Not very god-like. Are you sure it isn't just some bloke with a long beard dressed up in a robe?
 
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