You were that disappointing to herI once dated a home schooled chick. Never again.
She was even more of a typical lefty than me, much to the chagrin of her Conservative parents.

You were that disappointing to herI once dated a home schooled chick. Never again.
She was even more of a typical lefty than me, much to the chagrin of her Conservative parents.
the penis bulge should have been your first clue