I know that you might think I am sitting here typing frantically with my blood vessels popping out, gritting my teeth in anger, but you are SOOOooooo far from the truth, it isn't even funny.... no, I take that back, it's hysterically funny!
Do you honestly think, whatever your pinhead incompetent ass has to say here, is enough to make me get upset? REALLY? I get more upset over mildew in my shower, pinhead! You are nothing more than a TOY to me... I just like to paw at you and watch you wiggle around.
