The Real Reason for the Iraq Ivasion

Beefy

Beefy

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Dlescook was right. A couple of years ago he said it truly and clearly.

The reason we are in Iraq is because W felt the need to grow his dick by kicking some major ass after 9-11, and there simply wasn't enough ass in Afghanistan. Essentially folks, it is all a big ego battle, and this cocksucker in the Whitehouse sleeps like a baby while our guys are coming home without hands, legs, eyes, and nearly 3,800 of them are dead. This guy can still sleep at night.

I'll tell you what, as much as I love my country, its getting harder and harder to stand by it. Seriously, I don't want to be associated with this government anymore. I may simply have to move to the Maldives to sell spas.
 
Oil, the rest is side effects.
the US's economy and our way of life depend on lots of cheap oil.
the competition for that oil has risen dramatically in just the last 10 years. We are soon reaching the point where we demand more oil that can be pumped. Even if we found another trillion barrels in the oil we will still reach that point before we can get to pumping it up.
 
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Bush and co get rich the more expensive oil gets. I don't see oil as priority #1. We don't even have the Iraqi government giving us their oil yet.
 
Beefy said:
Dlescook was right. A couple of years ago he said it truly and clearly.

The reason we are in Iraq is because W felt the need to grow his dick by kicking some major ass after 9-11, and there simply wasn't enough ass in Afghanistan. Essentially folks, it is all a big ego battle, and this cocksucker in the Whitehouse sleeps like a baby while our guys are coming home without hands, legs, eyes, and nearly 3,800 of them are dead. This guy can still sleep at night.

I'll tell you what, as much as I love my country, its getting harder and harder to stand by it. Seriously, I don't want to be associated with this government anymore. I may simply have to move to the Maldives to sell spas.
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Welcome to my world. Pull up, have a drink, and shake your head in utter humiliation.
 
Beefy said:
Dlescook was right. A couple of years ago he said it truly and clearly.

The reason we are in Iraq is because W felt the need to grow his dick by kicking some major ass after 9-11, and there simply wasn't enough ass in Afghanistan. Essentially folks, it is all a big ego battle, and this cocksucker in the Whitehouse sleeps like a baby while our guys are coming home without hands, legs, eyes, and nearly 3,800 of them are dead. This guy can still sleep at night.

I'll tell you what, as much as I love my country, its getting harder and harder to stand by it. Seriously, I don't want to be associated with this government anymore. I may simply have to move to the Maldives to sell spas.
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Naw. Move to Switzerland. Think about it: extremely high standard of living, stable economy, beautiful scenery and who in the world would have better use for spas?
 
speaking of which. I've been obsessed with hot tubs for the last month or so. Beefy, what's the damage on one and how much upkeep is involved? We're house hunting again.
 
LadyT said:
speaking of which. I've been obsessed with hot tubs for the last month or so. Beefy, what's the damage on one and how much upkeep is involved? We're house hunting again.
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I can get you into something awesome, awesome for under 6 grand that has little upkeep. I'll keep it under $5500 if you can get specific about your bosom.
 
Beefy said:
I can get you into something awesome, awesome for under 6 grand that has little upkeep. I'll keep it under $5500 if you can get specific about your bosom.
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LOL. I'll keep my bosom specifics to myself. I've seen really cheap ones listed for like $3K (I think at Walmart actually). What do you have to do to keep them up?
 
LadyT said:
LOL. I'll keep my bosom specifics to myself. I've seen really cheap ones listed for like $3K (I think at Walmart actually). What do you have to do to keep them up?
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Truly, I know that we'll never do business, but don't buy one from WalMart or Hoe Depot, Costco... They really are beautiful looking piles of shit. They really do suck. You'll end up hating it. If ever you come to the point, I'll lead you in th right direction locally, but don't go to a mass merchant.
 
LadyT said:
LOL. I'll keep my bosom specifics to myself. I've seen really cheap ones listed for like $3K (I think at Walmart actually). What do you have to do to keep them up?
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Damn! They're selling cheap Chinese bosom implants at Wal-Mart now? Fuckin' Waltons have no shame at all.
 
Beefy said:
Truly, I know that we'll never do business, but don't buy one from WalMart or Hoe Depot, Costco... They really are beautiful looking piles of shit. They really do suck. You'll end up hating it. If ever you come to the point, I'll lead you in th right direction locally, but don't go to a mass merchant.
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really? They are that bad? I mean I don't know much about them, but I can't imaging that blowing warm water on your ass can be that much different hot tub to hot tub.
 
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