"The Plot Against the King"

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"Once upon a time, in the land of the free, a fearless wizard exposed Hillary Queenton’s lies about handsome King Donald cheating his way to the crown with the help of the Russonians."

"That is the story of a children’s book called The Plot Against the King, which former president Donald Trump is promoting to help the younger generation understand his version of events behind his first impeachment."

"Published by a company with a range of books to help children “appreciate the freedom we adore in America”, it was written by Kash Patel, 42, a former White House and Pentagon adviser whom Trump reportedly considered as acting head of the CIA in the dying days of his administration."

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...nst-king-donald-is-trumpelstiltskin-rvskccx59

Trump as Trumpelstiltskin

Forget the kids, from what I've seen from several posters on this Forum, this would be a top seller with the adult MAGA militia, and Trump thinks it belongs in every school in America (https://news.yahoo.com/trump-wants-childrens-book-defending-013531128.html), can't teach that slavery was inhuman, but lets get the little ones programmed for Fox down the road

Now lets brainstorm some other fairy tales Kash can write: Certainly not Pinocchio nor the Emperor's New Suit, but how about Hansel and Gretel, Junior and Ivanka, the media being the witch trying to do them in, or perhaps, Jack and the Beanstalk, Trump obviously as Jack and the Democrats as the evil Giant trying to do Jack wrong
 
The proud boys come and save the king from all the people

Because the kings people are evil and hate him
 
Or the Dem version.......

Joe and Jill went to capital Hill to fetch a pale of money

Joe fell down " again" and broke his crown

And Jill said fuck it... Im blowing town

They had a retard son

Who got caught taking UKRAINIAN mon

He said with a grin

As the stripper wiped off her chin

I can STEAL like this with no need of a gun

The price of gas was high

And moral was low

Being led by a halfwit... can be quite the blow

Then Trump returned...to set things straight

The libtards cried

As the rest did celebrate

The moral of the story....is as old as time

Dont fuck around...on the American peoples dime
 
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He sniffed childrens hair

And showed his legs bare

He and son Hunter made quite the pair

Done in by a laptop

and the other by cornpop

Morons like these are indeed quite rare
 
archives said:
"Once upon a time, in the land of the free, a fearless wizard exposed Hillary Queenton’s lies about handsome King Donald cheating his way to the crown with the help of the Russonians."

"That is the story of a children’s book called The Plot Against the King, which former president Donald Trump is promoting to help the younger generation understand his version of events behind his first impeachment."

"Published by a company with a range of books to help children “appreciate the freedom we adore in America”, it was written by Kash Patel, 42, a former White House and Pentagon adviser whom Trump reportedly considered as acting head of the CIA in the dying days of his administration."

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/...nst-king-donald-is-trumpelstiltskin-rvskccx59

Trump as Trumpelstiltskin

Forget the kids, from what I've seen from several posters on this Forum, this would be a top seller with the adult MAGA militia, and Trump thinks it belongs in every school in America (https://news.yahoo.com/trump-wants-childrens-book-defending-013531128.html), can't teach that slavery was inhuman, but lets get the little ones programmed for Fox down the road

Now lets brainstorm some other fairy tales Kash can write: Certainly not Pinocchio nor the Emperor's New Suit, but how about Hansel and Gretel, Junior and Ivanka, the media being the witch trying to do them in, or perhaps, Jack and the Beanstalk, Trump obviously as Jack and the Democrats as the evil Giant trying to do Jack wrong
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Poor anchovies, you live with TDS 24/7. It is sad to watch so many of you here struggle through your daily lives.
 
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