The oath of the trinity

[FUCK THE POLICE]

When saying the names Watermark, Grind, Billy, Threedee, and Voltaire, although the surnames are different, yet we have come together as brothers. From this day forward, we shall join forces for a common purpose: to save the troubled and to aid the endangered. We shall avenge the nation above, and pacify the citizenry below. We seek not to be born on the same day, in the same month and in the same year. We merely hope to die on the same day, in the same month and in the same year. May the Gods of Heaven and Earth attest to what is in our hearts. If we should ever do anything to betray our friendship, may heaven and the people of the earth both strike us dead.

 

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I do solemnly swear this upon pain of death should I be unfaithful in this oath.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

FYI, this was stolen from the Oath of the Peach Garden in Romance of the Three Kingdoms.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Solid oath. I confirm.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

affirm?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Now to call Voltaire.

MUSLIMS ARE GOOD

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

Now to call Voltaire.

CHRISTIANS ARE JUST AS BAD IF NOT WORSE

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i shouldn't make fun of brent I argue the same shit he argues all the time. it is funny though given how inactive he is and how he'll always be able to find those threads regardless

 

[Minister of Truth]

Fuck Muslims, I swear the oath!