The Laschamp event and the demise of Neanderthals

Perry Pud-Puller, bestest Googler on JPP! :thup:

Your buddy @Cypress is googling everything I wrote about as we speak. If we are both just "googling" then I am faster and more efficient.

Since I'm not googling but @Cypress IS that's why he takes SO LONG to come up with his "excuses". It's funny because he always OVERSHOOTS and comes up with the most arcane and silly stuff that a real person who did the work would know is not where you start.

Cy got out over his skis on this one. Maybe he actually believes it, like you believe you went to Heaven and came back from you NDE. That would be the most sad part.
 
Sure you do, Perry. Just like everyone else on JPP.

You spend all day posting on here, I only spend a little time. When I leave you and @Cypress bitch and bitch and bitch for post after post long after I'm gone living my life.


Who is more pathetic? The two who spend all day on JPP bitching about literally everyone else or the guy who occasionally drops in to show you what real knowledge looks like?
 
"I shove dirt in my mouth."
:lolup:ftfy

Still frantically Googling Perry?

You can also test the temperature of a hot iron skillet by touching it Perry, lol

Tasting dirt and rocks is not the only method to assess sedimentary and soil in the field.

No professional mudlogger or hydrogeologist I knew ever had to shove dirt in their mouth. :laugh:

None of my colleagues in South America ever had to taste dirt and rock.


Feel free to shove dirt in your mouth Perry (y) I find it not only unnecessary, but potentially dangerous.
 
LOL. You weren't sitting drill rigs now were you?

I'm not talking about sitting drill rigs. Nor am I talking about gritting contaminated rock, for fuck's sake. But trust me back in the 80's and out in the field that was what was done. I did it myself. At the behest of a geology professor at the time. OBVIOUSLY not in some environmental contamination event. This is just plain old raw field work.

Now I don't recommend it seriously (it's kinda disgusting), but a REAL geologist (or someone who was playing one) would have known that. It would have been relatively critical to you to have all the aspects of how to differentiate these things at your beck and call.

I knew you would have to google to check me and that's clearly what you did.


You've never met or talked to a geologist and I know for FUCKING SURE you never got to play geologist. Who would send a rando with NO EXPERIENCE out to the Andes to collect rocks he couldn't POSSIBLY identify???????

************FEEL FREE TO IGNORE THIS BIG SINCE IT IS TOO TECHNICAL FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND**************

Here's how to make your story make sense. First off: figure out if you were sitting the rig and collecting samples (something you could NOT do without geology training and significant amounts thereof) or you were collecting raw out in the field. Your description initially sounded raw out in the field.

Then google what you wanted to actually make it sound like you were doing. "Basin thermal maturity" is a good start. But there's a LOT of that work out there. Fission track analysis is NOT the first stopping point on that journey. In fact it probably seldom if ever actually happens especially for a basin exploratory study. NO they're going to start with looking at the organics which is why you were sent out to collect mudstone. Mudstone contains a LOT of phyllosilicates (clays) which are, as you indicated, extremely low energy depositional environments. Very good for preserving organics. The boffins back at the lab would then digest the mudstone with HF and get at the organics. If the organics contain any terrestrial or Type III organics they might be able to find vitrinite. Vitrinite reflection can be used to assess thermal maturity of the rock they are found in. This is bog-standard oil-company stuff. They might also go for illite crystallinity which is also a viable metric and illite can be expected to be one of the clays in the mudstone you "collected". This is measured by XRD.

If you want to make it sound like you were sitting a rig (something my wife used to do, by the by, another link for me to understand more of this topic than you might be comfortable with) would be stressing credulity. In those cases you would have to be able to identify lithology from the grindings brought up. If you want to now claim you have no geology training (or whatever you dodge is now) there's no way you would be collecting samples.

So stick with raw field work (it's easier to lie about) but add in some of the reasons why you might have been doing what you did.


There was a time long ago I worked as a grunt doing work for someone with more education than I had. I at least understood the basics of why I was sticking my arms into sewage contaminated water to collect samples.
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:lolup:ftfy

Still frantically Googling Perry?

The funniest part is that I, without fail, can always support my points. You, on the other hand, seldom bother trying.

Hmmmmmmmm


Tasting dirt and rocks is not the only method to assess sedimentary and soil in the field.

You have never had a sed class let alone any sort of other pet class or a mineralogy class.

And if you have it has been in the last 10 or so years. Back in the 80's people did lots of stupid things. That's what it meant to be a real geologist. Not a faker who wants to claim he played one on TV.


No professional mudlogger or hydrogeologist I knew ever had to shove dirt in their mouth. :laugh:

LOL. Now whose lying. But again, you have never met anyone like that. A mud logger, I can definitely believe but I doubt highly.

You have never sat a well. I know this 100%. I certainly have never done so, but I know people who have. And I know for a fact you don't know any geologists. None.

None of my colleagues in South America ever had to taste dirt and rock.

Oh now you have colleagues in South Africa! The story gets BIGGER!

LOL. Just stop it! This is hilarious!

You are so lying if you thing geologists don't do stupid shit like that. Seriously dude.

Feel free to shove dirt in your mouth Perry (y) I find it not only unnecessary, but potentially dangerous.

I have done so. As I said, I've actually had a geology class where we went in the field. So I know stuff you don't.




I can't help but notice how fast you have run away from any discussion of "thermal maturity of a basin"....guess you learned that I know a bit about that and you can't fake your way through that.
 
I have never been in a mineralogy or petrology class in my life.
ftfy.


Here's something that's gonna BLOW YOUR MIND: Back in the VERY early 80's it used to be kinda common for the mineralogy students in a lab class to LICK halite to see if it was halite or sylvite. No one does that anymore for health reasons but it used to be done. (Feel free to google what "sylvite" is.)

Here's more from people who actually HAVE met geologists:


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt61NqMdrVc










Ya see, Cy, it does pay to actually know the topic before trying to bullshit people about it. ;)
 
The funniest part is that I, without fail, can always support my points. You, on the other hand, seldom bother trying.

Hmmmmmmmm




You have never had a sed class let alone any sort of other pet class or a mineralogy class.

And if you have it has been in the last 10 or so years. Back in the 80's people did lots of stupid things. That's what it meant to be a real geologist. Not a faker who wants to claim he played one on TV.




LOL. Now whose lying. But again, you have never met anyone like that. A mud logger, I can definitely believe but I doubt highly.

You have never sat a well. I know this 100%. I certainly have never done so, but I know people who have. And I know for a fact you don't know any geologists. None.



Oh now you have colleagues in South Africa! The story gets BIGGER!

LOL. Just stop it! This is hilarious!

You are so lying if you thing geologists don't do stupid shit like that. Seriously dude.



I have done so. As I said, I've actually had a geology class where we went in the field. So I know stuff you don't.




I can't help but notice how fast you have run away from any discussion of "thermal maturity of a basin"....guess you learned that I know a bit about that and you can't fake your way through that.
Awesome, Perry. Your delusions are getting better. Are you on drugs? Was it "Medication Time", son?

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Hey, @Cypress have you ever heard of the Joides Resolution? (NO, of course you haven't! Wikipedia that mofo asap). Here's a fun article from them.

"When I visited them yesterday I came across a calibrating discussion between the scientist. They were working to standardize their methods for observing the relative percentages of one grain size group to another and to give detailed analysis of the contents of smear slide samples taken from the cores. This would help them better describe what was in the layers of sediment found and piece together the story of the South China Sea, its climate and sea levels in the geologic record. Because I had taken a soil science course ages ago I wondered aloud if they were able to get enough sample of the core to use the classic texture by feel method to estimate amounts of clay, sand, and silt in the soil. “Well no, but it is easy to tell if you just eat a little bit of the mud.” Julie Schindlbeck told me. Turns out, that is thing with Geologists. Sediment sampling by mouth. The biology major in me thinks, again out loud, of course this makes sense because you probably have more nerve endings on your lips than your fingers. However, to a geologist it comes back to minerals and the Mohs hardness scale and whether or not what is in you mouth is scratching you teeth!

...

David Peate, who very matter of factly summed up the discussion with an agreement, “Sometimes you just need to get down and lick the rocks!”"


 
Called it. LOL

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Let me introduce you to LOGIC, Dutch.

Logic says that if I'm smarter than you ALL you can say is that I'm smarter than you. Since you are, by definition, NOT the smartest person on the board I am not claiming to be smarter than everyone.

Just you.

YOU. ARE. NOT. EVERYONE.

I hope that makes it through your damaged brain (probably from your mystical NDE), but you are just one person, not everyone. Hope that clears it up for you.

I know you'll still struggle (fuck you stopped reading after 3 words because you got exhausted!)
 
Show me where I claimed that.




Oh wait, you can't.



You're pathetic. Always whining, never showing what you got. Cuz you got nothin'! Just your imagination. The same imagination that had you fly up to heaven with an imaginary NDE. LOL
If you ever went to college, you'd have taken Psych 101 and realized the errors you are now making. Since you didn't, you don't know.

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Let me introduce you to LOGIC, Dutch.

Logic says that if I'm smarter than you ALL you can say is that I'm smarter than you. Since you are, by definition, NOT the smartest person on the board I am not claiming to be smarter than everyone.

Just you.

YOU. ARE. NOT. EVERYONE.

I hope that makes it through your damaged brain (probably from your mystical NDE), but you are just one person, not everyone. Hope that clears it up for you.

I know you'll still struggle (fuck you stopped reading after 3 words because you got exhausted!)
QED
 
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