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THE GOP MENTALLY CHALLENGED TEST
01) Are you a Birther?
If you are a Birther give yourself one point.
Birthers will believe anything. If Fox News in the morning said the Earth is only six thousand and six hundred years old. They will believe it. If Oily Taints tells them that Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate, of course they believe such a thing. It doesn’t matter that the CIA, the FBI, Home Land Security and the Secret Service know that President Obama is wholly ligament and they have seen the birth certificate and all have studied it thoroughly. Such doesn’t matter to a Birther. For these kind of people also believe world is flat and the sun revolves around the Earth.
02) Are you a Tea Bagger?
If you are a Tea Bagger give yourself one point.
A Tea Bagger greatest want in life is to give tax breaks to the rich and what to use Socialism only when it comes to Wall Street bankers and brokers who need neither the tax break or the bailout and would live just fine with out ever receiving such.
A Tea Bagger has have no ideal what they are doing are why they are doing it. Generally they are nothing more than a rather childish high school click living out their insignificant, miserable failure of a life in a vacuum.
03) Are you a Deather?
If you are a Deather give yourself one point.
Deathers simply do not wish to other people to have health care or a health care provider. These people are a dense as a neutron star. They do not wish to realize they are biting off their own noses to spit their face. They are unable to see the forest because of the trees and have not a clue that when the health care debate is over, they have not only been used by the health care companies to do their personal bidding. The Deathers will be royally screwed by their Medicare and Medicaid when they suddenly find their premiums have gone up to the point where they have now lost their health care and their health care provider.
04) Are you a Death Eater?
If you are a Death Eater give yourself one point.
Death Eaters consider themselves elitist while trying to convince everyone else only Democrats, liberals and progressives are elitist. These people take great pride in blindly following the Republican Party while doing that partys evil bidding and without question, at every opportunity. They believe Rush Limbaugh*** (see drug addict) is they true leader of the GOP. They also believe Glen Beck is a stable influence on their party. That Fox News is a real news agency. That Ann Coulter really is a woman. They are vehemently opposed to any logical assumptions or theories to global warming.
05) Are you a member of the Party Of No?
If you believe in the Party of No give yourself one point.
Do you believe that the high-water mark of the conservative party is just saying no to everything that President Obama and the Democratic Party ask for?
If you believe that the strategy of no is the only way in which to revive your party platform, only this can be said about you is, it must very frustrating to be a party of nothing? Remember this Atheism is the Philosophy of No.
06) Do you want President Obama dead?
Only you know for sure and if you want Obama dead give yourself one point.
If you are good enough to walk in the streets without any worries of harming other people, you are stable.
If you find yourself hating so called liberals so badly your want them dead then you are not a well person and you should seek professional help imminently.
07) Do you believe as a Republican you are not unhinged?
If you are a Republican and you believe you are not unhinged give yourself one point.
It is interesting to note all Republicans are in various states of being unhinged. In 1929 Republicans already tried to do what they are advocating today. Most really unhinged Republicans are keen on talking about watering the tree of liberty, which is what Timothy McVeigh and most right wing domestic terrorist organizations like the John Birch Society, the Socialist Nazi Party and the KKK propose from time to time. But the Republican Party never seems to ever quote another famous Jefferson sayings ~ one being ` a coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit. The other being ` If a man cannot govern himself, how can he govern others?
08) Do you believe in your GOP Leaders?
If you believe in your GOP leaders give yourself one point.
Seriously, it can be called ~ reckless abuse ~ when you have supposedly grown up party leaders who will not speak up or speak against the inane stupidity and ever whining childish behavior you people display on a day-to-day basis. By allowing you to rant and rave and carry on as many of you do shows the political landscape your leaders do not have your better interest in mind.
09) Do you believe the Republican Party is credible?
If you believe what you believe is credible give yourself one point.
None of us could had ever anticipated that the presidency of Barack Obama would, among other things would send the far-right into a freakazoid display of shockingly deranged conniption fits and outright unstable crazy talk -- their manic hyperdrive engines, tuned to raido free Mars while blowing fire out their back ends, fueled by utlra conservative waving around their gesticulating arm flab while weeping nonsese about socialism and bizarre sing song rhetoric, blasting like screaming cats, beyond the zero barrier of insanity.
10) Do you believe in Party over substance and personal value?
If you believe your party is more important than your children’s future give yourself one point.
Many republican are in deep denial about how their party turned a budget surplus into a record-breaking deficit in only 7 years. They are also in denial about how Bush and Cheney circumvented the Constitution to further their political objectives. They are in denial of the fact that the party sold them a bill of goods in exchange for some of their personal liberties. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney trashed our reputation around the world. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney lied to get us into war with Iraq. Yet all these things you place upon the shoulders on President Obama. Never once on any issue did you ever take the blame to the mess you put this great nation in.
Shall I go on?
If you scored 10 points:
Congratulations, you are certifiably insane. There is no help for you.
If your score is 7 points to 9 points:
Push yourself just a little harder and you can say good-bye to your therapist and say hello to a padded room while wearing a clean white straight jacket. You most likely are a person who gives in to inner voices and illogical and delusional ideations.
If your score is 4 points to 6 points:
Not bad. Not bad at all. You are somewhat delusional to believe in what the GOP stands for today. Try to not give in to your some-what-dramatic and exaggerated expression of personal Neo Con-like reactions to news you dont wish or want to believe in but know in your heart, such things may be for certain.
You must learn to come to know reality and not give in to self made hallucinations.
If your score is 1 point to 3 points:
Turn off and tune out Fox News. The Fox News Channel is not a trustworthy, balanced, reliable or objective network -- watch it for a laugh -- then turn off your TV. Know a joke when you see it. Strive to know what satire is and learn to identify it when you read or see it. Always remember Dennis Miller is not a comedian but just another typical political hack playing a big mouth funny ha ha guy on TV.
Choose A or B.
Are your for A tax breaks for the rich?
Are for for B tax breaks for the middle class?
end of test.
01) Are you a Birther?
If you are a Birther give yourself one point.
Birthers will believe anything. If Fox News in the morning said the Earth is only six thousand and six hundred years old. They will believe it. If Oily Taints tells them that Obama doesn’t have a birth certificate, of course they believe such a thing. It doesn’t matter that the CIA, the FBI, Home Land Security and the Secret Service know that President Obama is wholly ligament and they have seen the birth certificate and all have studied it thoroughly. Such doesn’t matter to a Birther. For these kind of people also believe world is flat and the sun revolves around the Earth.
02) Are you a Tea Bagger?
If you are a Tea Bagger give yourself one point.
A Tea Bagger greatest want in life is to give tax breaks to the rich and what to use Socialism only when it comes to Wall Street bankers and brokers who need neither the tax break or the bailout and would live just fine with out ever receiving such.
A Tea Bagger has have no ideal what they are doing are why they are doing it. Generally they are nothing more than a rather childish high school click living out their insignificant, miserable failure of a life in a vacuum.
03) Are you a Deather?
If you are a Deather give yourself one point.
Deathers simply do not wish to other people to have health care or a health care provider. These people are a dense as a neutron star. They do not wish to realize they are biting off their own noses to spit their face. They are unable to see the forest because of the trees and have not a clue that when the health care debate is over, they have not only been used by the health care companies to do their personal bidding. The Deathers will be royally screwed by their Medicare and Medicaid when they suddenly find their premiums have gone up to the point where they have now lost their health care and their health care provider.
04) Are you a Death Eater?
If you are a Death Eater give yourself one point.
Death Eaters consider themselves elitist while trying to convince everyone else only Democrats, liberals and progressives are elitist. These people take great pride in blindly following the Republican Party while doing that partys evil bidding and without question, at every opportunity. They believe Rush Limbaugh*** (see drug addict) is they true leader of the GOP. They also believe Glen Beck is a stable influence on their party. That Fox News is a real news agency. That Ann Coulter really is a woman. They are vehemently opposed to any logical assumptions or theories to global warming.
05) Are you a member of the Party Of No?
If you believe in the Party of No give yourself one point.
Do you believe that the high-water mark of the conservative party is just saying no to everything that President Obama and the Democratic Party ask for?
If you believe that the strategy of no is the only way in which to revive your party platform, only this can be said about you is, it must very frustrating to be a party of nothing? Remember this Atheism is the Philosophy of No.
06) Do you want President Obama dead?
Only you know for sure and if you want Obama dead give yourself one point.
If you are good enough to walk in the streets without any worries of harming other people, you are stable.
If you find yourself hating so called liberals so badly your want them dead then you are not a well person and you should seek professional help imminently.
07) Do you believe as a Republican you are not unhinged?
If you are a Republican and you believe you are not unhinged give yourself one point.
It is interesting to note all Republicans are in various states of being unhinged. In 1929 Republicans already tried to do what they are advocating today. Most really unhinged Republicans are keen on talking about watering the tree of liberty, which is what Timothy McVeigh and most right wing domestic terrorist organizations like the John Birch Society, the Socialist Nazi Party and the KKK propose from time to time. But the Republican Party never seems to ever quote another famous Jefferson sayings ~ one being ` a coward is much more exposed to quarrels than a man of spirit. The other being ` If a man cannot govern himself, how can he govern others?
08) Do you believe in your GOP Leaders?
If you believe in your GOP leaders give yourself one point.
Seriously, it can be called ~ reckless abuse ~ when you have supposedly grown up party leaders who will not speak up or speak against the inane stupidity and ever whining childish behavior you people display on a day-to-day basis. By allowing you to rant and rave and carry on as many of you do shows the political landscape your leaders do not have your better interest in mind.
09) Do you believe the Republican Party is credible?
If you believe what you believe is credible give yourself one point.
None of us could had ever anticipated that the presidency of Barack Obama would, among other things would send the far-right into a freakazoid display of shockingly deranged conniption fits and outright unstable crazy talk -- their manic hyperdrive engines, tuned to raido free Mars while blowing fire out their back ends, fueled by utlra conservative waving around their gesticulating arm flab while weeping nonsese about socialism and bizarre sing song rhetoric, blasting like screaming cats, beyond the zero barrier of insanity.
10) Do you believe in Party over substance and personal value?
If you believe your party is more important than your children’s future give yourself one point.
Many republican are in deep denial about how their party turned a budget surplus into a record-breaking deficit in only 7 years. They are also in denial about how Bush and Cheney circumvented the Constitution to further their political objectives. They are in denial of the fact that the party sold them a bill of goods in exchange for some of their personal liberties. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney trashed our reputation around the world. They are in denial about how Bush and Cheney lied to get us into war with Iraq. Yet all these things you place upon the shoulders on President Obama. Never once on any issue did you ever take the blame to the mess you put this great nation in.
Shall I go on?
If you scored 10 points:
Congratulations, you are certifiably insane. There is no help for you.
If your score is 7 points to 9 points:
Push yourself just a little harder and you can say good-bye to your therapist and say hello to a padded room while wearing a clean white straight jacket. You most likely are a person who gives in to inner voices and illogical and delusional ideations.
If your score is 4 points to 6 points:
Not bad. Not bad at all. You are somewhat delusional to believe in what the GOP stands for today. Try to not give in to your some-what-dramatic and exaggerated expression of personal Neo Con-like reactions to news you dont wish or want to believe in but know in your heart, such things may be for certain.
You must learn to come to know reality and not give in to self made hallucinations.
If your score is 1 point to 3 points:
Turn off and tune out Fox News. The Fox News Channel is not a trustworthy, balanced, reliable or objective network -- watch it for a laugh -- then turn off your TV. Know a joke when you see it. Strive to know what satire is and learn to identify it when you read or see it. Always remember Dennis Miller is not a comedian but just another typical political hack playing a big mouth funny ha ha guy on TV.
Choose A or B.
Are your for A tax breaks for the rich?
Are for for B tax breaks for the middle class?
end of test.