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WinterBorn
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The economy is so bad...
1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses, GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and
GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9.. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia
are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are
starving in the US?"
10. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you have
to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
1. I went to buy a toaster oven and they gave me a bank.
2. I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail..
3. CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
4. Hotwheels and Matchbox cars are now trading higher than GM.
5. Obama met with small businesses, GE, Pfizer, Chrysler, Citigroup and
GM, to discuss the Stimulus Package.
6. McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.
7. People in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their
children's names.
8. The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.
9.. People in Africa are donating money to Americans. Mothers in Ethiopia
are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are
starving in the US?"
10. Motel Six won't leave the lights on.
11. The Mafia is laying off judges.
12. If the bank returns your check marked "insufficient funds", you have
to call them and ask if they meant you or them.
