The difference between A Liberal and a Conservative:
If a Liberal sees thousands of kids killed by the illresponsable use of guns, (s)he fights to enact common sense gun control. If a Conservative sees thousnads of kids killed a day, he fights to keep all forms of weapons legal.
thousands of kids (bullshit) killed by guns? What? In a period of 20 years maybe
Conservatives want to keep guns legal? Its OUR Constitutional Right you moron..yeah, we DO like our Constitutional Rights, ALL OF THEM
If a liberal is against abortion, (s)he doesn`t have one. If a Conservative is against abortion, (s)he wants all abortion/contraception banned in all circumstances.
Call it what it is...Killing HUMAN BABIES....guess it doesn't matter to you
You won that battle, its the law and we have live with it...
If a America is attacked (s)he wants to go after the threat is a logical and intelegent way, a conservative lashes out in an emotional and illresponsable way against anyone he can trick the public into believing is an enemy.
So to you Conservatives are emotional and libs are logical....and I guess up is now earthward and down is skyward...get a clue.
If a conservative is homosexual, (s)he hide in the colset until it comes out against innocent children. If a liberal is homosexual, he is open and happy with his life.
Really....are you trying to say, homosexuals are pedophiles?
If you want to take it in the anus publicly, thats your business...sex acts are not now, nor have they ever been for public display....but I'm glad your open and happy with your life...
If LIberal sees a system stacked against a minority (s)he knows that America will be better off in the future if that situation is corrected, if a conservative sees a system stacked against a minority (s)he wonders how to exploit it for financial gain.
Is that why the Dems fought so hard to keep slavery legal ?
Is that why the Dems voted against the early rights amendments...?
If a liberal is wealthy, (s)he looks to pay h(is)(er) fair share because (s)he knows its best for America in the long run. If A conservative is wealthy he refuses to pay his fair share and votes for whats best for h(im)(er).
Maybe you want me to post the tax cheats just in Obamas administration...
Just ask...I have the list ..we'll see who is paying and who is not...
If a Liberal has religous belifes (s)he lives accordingly, if a conservative has religous belifes he lives how he wants and plans to be forgiven later, expeting others to live up to those belifes regardless. A Conservative also tries to get the government to push those belifes onto those who do not share them, claming that America the free is a Christian nation!
Guess your not familiar with the religious symbols engraved in stone all over Washington DC since the birth of the country....for well over 200 years....if some Morman demands you become a Catholic, see a real lawyer...
If a liberal sees a broken health care system that pays for substandard care for the poor out of the pockets of the middle class (s)he works to change that to a more efficent system by convencing the people in a logical and intelegent way. If a conservative fears change (s)he makes up lies to scare the people into submission and fights to keep the current broken system.
The system isn't broken, not in the least....90% of the population is more than satisfied with the care they get...tort reform? a good idea.....Freedom to buy health insurance from far away states? another good idea...minor changes? always welcome, if needed...
If a liberal slips and falls in a store, (s)he gets health care and fights for the money that an insurance company agreed to pay and collected premiums for. If a Conservativel slips and falls, (s)he grabs h(is)(er) neck, moans like (s)he's in labor and then sues but believes his her situation is different than those nasty liberals.
Thats you inverted logic at work again...lol
If a conservative reads this he will be upset because its as silly and biased as some of the bullshit propaganda they put out, if a Liberal reads it (s)he will agree its silly and inaccurate but be happy to see the Conservatives being beat at there own game!
