The difference between a Liberal and a Conservative.

Jarod

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The difference between A Liberal and a Conservative:

If a Liberal sees thousands of kids killed by the illresponsable use of guns, (s)he fights to enact common sense gun control. If a Conservative sees thousnads of kids killed a day, he fights to keep all forms of weapons legal.

If a liberal is against abortion, (s)he doesn`t have one. If a Conservative is against abortion, (s)he wants all abortion/contraception banned in all circumstances.

If a America is attacked (s)he wants to go after the threat is a logical and intelegent way, a conservative lashes out in an emotional and illresponsable way against anyone he can trick the public into believing is an enemy.

If a conservative is homosexual, (s)he hide in the colset until it comes out against innocent children. If a liberal is homosexual, he is open and happy with his life.

If LIberal sees a system stacked against a minority (s)he knows that America will be better off in the future if that situation is corrected, if a conservative sees a system stacked against a minority (s)he wonders how to exploit it for financial gain.

If a liberal is wealthy, (s)he looks to pay h(is)(er) fair share because (s)he knows its best for America in the long run. If A conservative is wealthy he refuses to pay his fair share and votes for whats best for h(im)(er).

If a Liberal has religous belifes (s)he lives accordingly, if a conservative has religous belifes he lives how he wants and plans to be forgiven later, expeting others to live up to those belifes regardless. A Conservative also tries to get the government to push those belifes onto those who do not share them, claming that America the free is a Christian nation!

If a liberal sees a broken health care system that pays for substandard care for the poor out of the pockets of the middle class (s)he works to change that to a more efficent system by convencing the people in a logical and intelegent way. If a conservative fears change (s)he makes up lies to scare the people into submission and fights to keep the current broken system.

If a liberal slips and falls in a store, (s)he gets health care and fights for the money that an insurance company agreed to pay and collected premiums for. If a Conservativel slips and falls, (s)he grabs h(is)(er) neck, moans like (s)he's in labor and then sues but believes his her situation is different than those nasty liberals.

If a conservative reads this he will be upset because its as silly and biased as some of the bullshit propaganda they put out, if a Liberal reads it (s)he will agree its silly and inaccurate but be happy to see the Conservatives being beat at there own game!
 
If a Liberal works hard on a project that will create many many jobs, but fails (like trying to get the olympics to America a liberal will be proud his president at least tried. A conservative will attack and make fun of him for trying and be happy American lost.

If a Liberal American president gets an well respected and highly regarded award for being a leader in world peace efforts a patriot will be proud, a Conservative will attack and melign that president for recieving the award.
 
If someone is a liberal, they rock.

If someone is a conservative, they suck.

The difference is that a Liberal knows exactly what a conservative is but a conservative hasn't the faintest notion of what a Liberal is.
 
The difference is that a Liberal knows exactly what a conservative is but a conservative hasn't the faintest notion of what a Liberal is.

They simply do not understand the more intelegent position so they label it stupid and move on.
 
Gawd... When a liberal sees a funny post from a conservative, they get stupid and post an "equivalent" serious post showing off how much they suck at funny.
 
If a liberal is against abortion, (s)he doesn`t have one. If a Conservative is against abortion, (s)he wants all abortion/contraception banned in all circumstances.

this is bad logic
 
Gawd... When a liberal sees a funny post from a conservative, they get stupid and post an "equivalent" serious post showing off how much they suck at funny.

I intended my post to be just as funny not serious, and while it may not have been funny, it was just as funny as the "conservative" post.
 
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Nope, repressed sexuality, homosexual or hetrosexual is related to pedophilia. It is just that often the sexuality that is repressed is homosexual.
So repressed sexuality is related to homosexuality and pedophilia, but pedophilia is not related to homosexuality. Funny how the liberal mind defies logic.
 
So repressed sexuality is related to homosexuality and pedophilia, but pedophilia is not related to homosexuality. Funny how the liberal mind defies logic.

No, repressed sexuality is related to pedophilia the same in homosexuality and hetrosexuality. Pedophilia is not any more related to homosexuality than hetrosexuality.

Often homosexuality is repressed because of prejudice against homosexuals.
 
No, repressed sexuality is related to pedophilia the same in homosexuality and hetrosexuality. Pedophilia is not any more related to homosexuality than hetrosexuality.

Often homosexuality is repressed because of prejudice against homosexuals.
Sure. And guys that molest young boys aren't homosexuals, they're just repressing their heterosexuality. :rolleyes:

You liberals are so fucking stupid it makes me laugh.
 
Sure. And guys that molest young boys aren't homosexuals, they're just repressing their heterosexuality. :rolleyes:

You liberals are so fucking stupid it makes me laugh.

boys get molested at a comparable rate to girls... I dont understand your point. Sure some male homosexuals molest boys, and some male hetrosexuals molest girls, your point?
 
The biggest difference I see between this thread and the other opposite thread is that some conservatives called it funny but inaccurate. Haven't seen any liberals weigh in like that here.
 
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