FUCK THE POLICE
911 EVERY DAY
My current awesome desktop:

I still have never replaced my stolen laptop. My Windows Phone is my home internet. Eventually I plan to get a desktop. I think my roommate is planning to get one soon, so I don't have to hurry to get mine.
Will you get unbutthurt if I boot up my linux partition and paste that instead?
Am I worthy of such a monumental undertaking?
Hah, you have a folder just for werewolf.
No one's going to comment on how gay my desktop is? Imma make it pink.
That's one of them there rhetorical questions...right?Nay, am I worthy?
You look good in pink Skidmark.
You should keep that phone and sell to the Smithsonian in a few years.