The Darla Theme Song

TheDanold

TheDanold

Unimatrix
Darla once told me she's fat:
http://www.justplainpolitics.com/showthread.php?
t=425&page=2&highlight=smitten

So I "cooked" up a delicious new theme song just for Darla. Sung to the number one hit "Buttons" by the Pussycat Dolls, here is "Buttons" by the Danold.

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons maybe (Uh huh)
But I keep feeding (Uh)
Saying what Jenny Craig going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep saying I look like a front-end loader (Uh)
Saying what diets going to do to me (Uh huh)
But my feet, I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Typical
Portly the type I'm all for
I'm not liking the physical
Doctor leave me asking for more
I'm a hefty mama (Mama)
Who knows just how to get eats I want and (Want and)
What I want to do is spring this on you (On you)
Back up the truck for the things that I told you (Told you)

I been fitting in none of the right things all night long
But I can't seem to get strength over here to help take this off
Baby, my feet I can't see-eeeee
How these clothes aren't fitting on me-eeeee
And the sweat coming from all the shit that I eeeeeat
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons maybe (Uh huh)
But I keep feeding (Uh)
Saying what Jenny Craig going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep saying I look like a front-end loader (Uh)
Saying what diets going to do to me (Uh huh)
But my feet, I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

You say you're a big boy
But I can't agree
'Cause the scales you tip
Ain't got nothing on me
I wonder
If I'm just too much for human limits
Wonder
If my ass don't make you just
Wonder
What I got next for food
All you can eat you want to do? (Do)

Take a chance to recognize that this could be yours
I can see, just that most guys aren't pleased
Baby, can't you see-eee?
How these clothes aren't fitting on me-eee
And now the sweat coming from this tree-eeep
to the fridge
I'm about to blow
I don't think you know

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons maybe (Uh huh)
But I keep feeding (Uh)
Saying what Jenny Craig going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep saying I look like a front-end loader (Uh)
Saying what diets going to do to me (Uh huh)
But my feet, I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

Come on baby, loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Baby, won't you loosen up my buttons babe?
Loosen up my buttons babe

I'm a make you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe
Why don't you loosen up my buttons babe
Loosen up my buttons babe

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons maybe (Uh huh)
But I keep feeding (Uh)
Saying what Jenny Craig going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep saying I look like a front-end loader (Uh)
Saying what diets going to do to me (Uh huh)
But my feet, I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons maybe (Uh huh)
But I keep feeding (Uh)
Saying what Jenny Craig going to do to me (Uh huh)
But I ain't seen nothing (Uh)

I'm telling you loosen up my buttons baby (Uh huh)
But you keep saying I look like a front-end loader (Uh)
Saying what diets going to do to me (Uh huh)
But my feet, I ain't seen nothing (Uh)
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Seriously Dano, if you want a picture of her just ask. You're little juvenille attempts at reverse psychology to get her say to say she's hot and show you a picture, is a little embarrassing.
 
LadyT said:
Seriously Dano, if you want a picture of her just ask. You're little juvenille attempts at reverse psychology to get her say to say she's hot and show you a picture, is a little embarrassing.
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LOL. I suppose when I wrote the wanderingbear theme song, I was trying to get blubberingbear to post a pic?
Sorry, try again.
 
Stick to the song people, I thought it was a big improvement over the last bunch I did. I still liked the DrWhooped theme song the best, but this is probably second.
 
TheDanold said:
Stick to the song people, I thought it was a big improvement over the last bunch I did. I still liked the DrWhooped theme song the best, but this is probably second.
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you mean how you're begging for Darla to undress in your song?
 
TheDanold said:
Stick to the song people, I thought it was a big improvement over the last bunch I did. I still liked the DrWhooped theme song the best, but this is probably second.
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I kinda like the song "Dano wont post a pic b/c he is scared" song i did.
 
good point rob. Lets see a pic dano, since you're here begging for people to unbutton, I think its only fair that you post a pic.
 
LadyT said:
you mean how you're begging for Darla to undress in your song?
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The song is supposed to be sung by Darla (theme song), just like the original is sung by the "Pussycat Dolls". Neither have refs to guys wanting them to do anything.

Fuck, you have one wild obsessive fantasy going about the 2 of us. If I put up a pic, you'd probably have it photoshopped with me and the gingerbread house hag (Darla avatar) getting nasty or something. Sorry you're outta luck.
 
besides many people have posted pics.. myself, adam w rstringfield, Lady T, Saroise, Maineman, Brent... the list goes on and on.... why are you scared?
 
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