The American Independence party

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I wish to found a new party that seeks our liberation from Russian domination.

My platform is simple. First day I take office, I nuke Moscow. Then I send drones out to kill Duterte and every far right demagogue in Europe. Then I ban the Republican party - instead of seats in congress, they can take whatever seats they like in the Alaskan Gulag of their choice.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

WE WILL WIPE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

 

[tsuke]

WE WILL WIPE THE REPUBLICAN PARTY FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH!

we already did that we just kept the name

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Sorry dumb libs, your side lost! Time to #MAGA!

 

[Norah]

I wish to found a new party that seeks our liberation from Russian domination.

My platform is simple. First day I take office, I nuke Moscow. Then I send drones out to kill Duterte and every far right demagogue in Europe. Then I ban the Republican party - instead of seats in congress, they can take whatever seats they like in the Alaskan Gulag of their choice.

If you did the things you want to do there would not be a world for you to live in in the way that you want

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I'm fine with that.